DreamSMP Oneshots

1 |Bartender Bad|

[Idea By Foolish's twitch stream from a while ago]
Amazing, lovely, your boyfriend just dumped you for his "truer than true love". You two were dating for about two months now and he started meeting her only a week ago. You walk to the bar since he dumped you on the side of the road in the rain. The bar was the closest place you could find that was open and away from the rain so you walk in. The place seemed pretty empty for the most part. Everyone seemed to stare at you when you entered but then eventually returned to their conversations. You walk up to the counter and sit down putting your head down. "Everything alright?" someone asked, you looked up and infront of you was a demon like figure with a black cape. The man wore the hood along with a special bartender uniform. He had white eyes and black skin, "Oh, yea, just some personal issues." "Do you want to talk about it?" asked the man. "Maybe later- who even are you?" "I'm Darryl, most people here call me Bad though." "Why? Is there a certain reason for that?" "Not really, everyone has their own strange nicknames here along with their own issues." "That's definitely strange, what kinds of issues? Am I allowed to even know?" "Of course, we tend to try not to hide it. That man over there-" He was pointing to a man wearing a yellow sweater and a red beanie. "Lovely musician, his name's Wilbur, plays the guitar real well but he tends to have alot of issues with most of the groups so he plays alone. Over there-" He now points to the man with blond hair, he wore mainly green which included a green and white bucket hat, he also had very big wings. "That guy's the father of Wilbur, his name's Philza. He tends to drag in the crows, he calls them chat and they call him Dadza. He can't really fly anymore but his wife's a goddess. That's only two of the many different people we have here." "What's your story then?" "First you have to give me a name, then I'll tell it." "Alright, it's Y/n." "Y/n, what an interesting name, well I've been the bartender here for quite a while. I usually listen to everyone's stories instead of telling my own. Actually, mind if I give you a recipe I've been concocting?" "Sure, I usually don't drink but why not." Bad walks to the back and comes back with a drink in hand, it was a red drink with a black fade at the bottom of the cup. "So, do you like it?" You drink it to try it out, "Woa, this tastes really good. What is it?" "I call it the egg special." "That's an interesting name for a drink." "Yep, I only hand it out to certain people so you're lucky. Anyways, continuing my story, I know a couple of people more than others like Skeppy and Dream but I tend to stay behind the counter." "Interesting, so you don't really talk to the others unless they come to you?" "Yep, it's easier to just watch. So, what's your story?" "My ex boyfriend cheated on me, the relationship just ended so I was abandoned close by. I didn't know where else to go so I came here for shelter." "Ah, well we have spare guest bedrooms in the back if you'd like to use one." "Really? You sure? I don't really have a way to pay at the moment-" "Of course, think of it as a favor for letting me listen to your story." "Thanks, you really shouldn't-" "Oh but I must, Hannah, why don't you show our new guest where the spare bedrooms are?" A brown haired girl came from behind the table comes up, she's wearing mainly pink with a flower crown that's made up of roses on her head. "Right this way miss." You follow her and she leads you to a staircase that leads to all the spare bedrooms. "This will be your room, if you need anything let me or Ant know, he's the one that looks like a cat." "Alright, thanks." She nods her head and hands you the keys to the room, you walk inside and it's a small room though it seems pretty cozy. You start to get tired all of a sudden so you take off your shoes and plop yourself onto the bed letting sleep take over until the next day.