the chicken loved the microwave very much, he'd do anything for it, but he doesn't know if the microwave feels the same way. It's hard for them to talk with each other because of language barriers, but they made it work. The chicken was getting tired of waiting and seeing if the microwave felt the same way, so he decided to take matters into it's own hands, by making the microwave jelly. The chicken thought this was going to be the best idea ever; he was indeed wrong, very wrong.
The chicken got onto tender in search for a dude or lady to make the microwave jelly. He finally matched with some dude named Levi Ackerman, he was pretty hot tbh. The chicken squealed at how fine the man was. He texted the dude telling him to meet him at a cafe called, cafe gay. very suitable for the meeting the chicken thought.
"Hi, I'm Levi...and you're a chicken," Levi said looking at the chicken with a confused look. He just stared at the chicken for a good minute questioning his life choices that lead up to this moment. "bock bock bock" Said the chicken, looking as beautiful as ever. "Oh! you want to make a microwave jealous? what the fuck is happening right now," Levi said while pinching the sides of his nose. Levi was confused as to what was happening but he decided to go along with the chickens plans since Erwin said he was too boring for his own good. Erwin was probably just in a silly goofy mood when he said that though, but Levi still decided to change just a little bit.
"So, what's it like being a chicken?" Levi said trying to make small talk, "Do humans seem like titans for chickens?" Levi said again just sitting there waiting for the chickens response. "Bock Bock BOOOK." Said the chicken while slightly blushing at the short handsome man. The chicken stared into the handsome man's eyes, he had such beautiful eyes, stunning, the prettist eyes he has ever had the pleasure of looking at. He was just so handsome. Very handsome. He should be a model or something. The Chicken kept thinking about how handsome the man was that he didn't notice the handsome man kissing his beak. "BOCK!" the chicken yelled in surprise but then melted into the chicken kiss. Levi was surprisingly good at kissing, his lips were so soft and delicate feeling. they kissed for a while before Levi said, "How about we take this to your house baby chick?" Levi said with his handsome lips, "boock bock" the chicken said with a smirk on his face, this was the perfect time to make the microwave jealous.
they started making out again on the chickens part steps, Levi's lips were just so tasty. The chicken melted in the kiss, begging for more. They somehow made it inside the house and into the kitchen were the microwave was. The chicken slowly unbuttoned Levi's shirt, moving his feathery wing on his abs. He lightly pecked the man's pecks. "Vrrrr vrrrrr vrrrr BEEP BEEP!!!!!" said the microwave very loudly, he looked sad and disgusted. it looked the chicken in the yes with a tear rolling down it's side panel. The chicken looked amused at the sight. they then kissed Levi again, this time harsher and more sexually. The microwave tired to look away but it couldn't because it was plugged into the wall. it was forced to look at those two make out, he was disgusted and heartbroken. He was so sad seeing his best friend, the love of his life make out with some random dude.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" The microwave yelled in protest. It didn't want to see this happen, it thought they felt the same way about each other it couldn't help but cry. It wanted this all to end, he couldn't help but think about all sorts of ways to kill itself and the other two.
He threw the chicken into itself with his plug and then turned itself on with a fork, all you could hear were the screams of the chicken as he was being cooked alive. "BOCK BOCK BOCK" yelled the chicken, they were in pain they couldn't get out. POP! went the chicken, there was blood every inside of the microwave, you could smell the chicken inside cooking. "tasty" Said Levi as he walked out the door, slightly traumatized. "Oi, oye soy yo Dora!" sai Dora as she ran through the window with the cooked chicken, she wasn't seen again. at least in this story.
the microwave cried and then unplugged itself in shame of what it did. "vrr vrr beep beep." were it's last words before shutting off for good. What a beautiful love confession.
the end.
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Microwave and the chicken
Humor"vrrrm vrrrrr vrrrr vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Said the Microwave to the chicken, the protest of love moved the little chicken. find out more about these love birds.
