Here are a few played out comebacks to get under peoples skin where it hurts most:
Insult: you suck. Comeback:And you swollow
Insult:Fail. Comeback:i never asked for your life story
Insult: fail. Comeback: so did your dads condom, lol
Here are a few "quotes" that you can say to people without them saying anything to you first:
"Were you born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen".
"I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth".
"I would slap you but that would be animal abuse".
Hokay, thats all for now folks. Vote, I might add a second part someday. :)
