Introduction

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Hello! I made this book because I have been dying to put this stupid TMNT AU brain worm onto paper so I never lose it.

I love TMNT, whether it's ROTTMNT, 2012 TMNT, or 2003 TMNT. Because I love them so much I made a whole AU. Not even I understand what my brain is capable of creating, so if this feels like a really bad acid trip I am very sorry.

All I know is:

1) This AU not only manages to shove so much of those 3 generations into one barely coherent story, but will have way too many jokes and therefore date itself horribly

2) Cassi is definitely my self-insert, so there will be personal angst but also you will see how amazing I am at making Mary Sues that somehow just aren't Mary Sues

3) I will ruin so much lore and canon characteristics that people absolutely will hate me and try to run me over with some form of vehicular transportation

This book may get slightly better as time goes on but don't expect me or this story to make sense.

Have fun!

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