19) Off-Key Kazoo

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Sammy: *Enters room*

Sammy: Brooklynn? Why is this room such a mess?

Brooklynn: IT'S A REFLECTION OF MY LIFE, SAMMY!

Sammy: ...

Darius: Don't take it personally, she's been like that for a while.

Yasmina: Quite sad really. If she continues... *Dramatic pause*  We'll have to just leave her here.

Darius: Can you try to be sensitive-

Yasmina: And she was VALUABLE information to escape this place!

Sammy to Brooklynn: Are you okay?

Brooklynn: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I KNOW THE DEFINITION OF OK!

Sammy: What's wrong?

Brooklynn: Since it's impossible to know the middle of the part of my life, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Sammy: But you're 13.

Brooklynn: And I might die at 13!

Sammy: We won't let you.

Brooklynn: THEN I MIGHT DIE AT 26!!

Kenji: I've been trying to talk sense in her as well.

Yasmina, melodramatically: She's too far gone, all hope is lost.

Ben: You know... Music might cheer her up.

Darius: Yes! That might work!

Sammy: Oh, thank goodness, Brooklynn really needs some mental help.

Brooklynn: Oh, I don't need your help. I can create my own music.

Sammy: Anything to cheer you up!

Kenji: Oh no.

Brooklynn, to the tune of The Final Countdown: It's a mental breakdown!

Ben: *Off-key kazoo*

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