"...ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜʏ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ."

Incorrect Quotes for reasons I can't explain

(Boredom in class :D)

(This one reminded me of one particular rp I did- it had something to do with Pokemon-)

Pico, watching Darnell and Alucard fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Nene, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Pico: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?

Darnell: Nene.

Alucard: Nene.

Nene: Me.

Cassandra: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm!

Alucard: That is not something you actually have installed.

Cassandra: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

Darnell: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Pico is walking in this room.

Nene: *wheeze*

Hanzo: Oooh, a train!

Cyclops: We're in a train station, Hanzo. 

(From the fricking office-)

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Darnell: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nene: ...I did. I broke it.
Darnell: No. No you didn't. Cyclops?
Cyclops: Don't look at me. Look at Pico.
Pico: What?! I didn't break it.
Cyclops: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Pico: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cyclops: Suspicious.
Pico: No, it's not!
Hanzo: If it matters, probably not, but Alucard was the last one to use it.
Alucard: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hanzo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Alucard: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hanzo!
Nene: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Darnell.
Darnell: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Hanzo: Darnell... Cyclops's been awfully quiet.
Cyclops: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Darnell, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Darnell: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Darnell:
Darnell: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Alucard: Cyclops, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Cyclops: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Pico: I couldn't do this without you, Nene.
Nene: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Darnell: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Cassandra: Don't ever speak to me again.