Yoongi: *stairs @Jiminie*
Chim: *oblivious in Mochi UwU*
Swag boi:*in mind* look at him and his jamless self, mochi cheeks, so cute-i-i mean in the most platonic way ever e-ehem
Taelien:*reads minds* wHy don'T u ask mY jIMInNiE PABo out huh, or r u tRYnA bE SwaG yOOn-GaY? DoN't BE a usElEsS RoCk, we alL kNOW u wHippEd foR thAT JIbOOtY!
Min YOOn-GaY:Listen here u stupid alien, u better pray I don't end u before ur eomma Jin comes home.
Tae:hyuNG, u gaY, I gAy, We gay, namonster gay, life is GAy!
Suga: *annoyed af* you're giving my swag genius a headache, stop or I'll cut of ur dick and feed it to Yeontan.
Tae:But hyUng-
Cat-gi: Go back to your fetus boyfriend!
poTAEto:D0n't taLk abOUt kOOkiE lIkE tHat!
Lil'mweowmweow:says the one who called him Jungcock for eating ur food.
JunGCocK:Don't bully my Tae like dat!
Min swag:Focus on ur potty training then come back to me.
Maknae:Jin hyung! Yoongi hyung is being mean to me and Tae Tae
Rock-ga:Oh shut up Gay-hyung &Jungcock
Jin:right, u caught me on the wrong day(joon broke his mario action figure, but how could he stay mad @ his Joonnie)
Yoongi:crap
Eomma:*puLLs out whiP* no cursing in Ma house,Hobi hold my food!
J-hoarse:why can't I drink ma sprite in peace, ugh. *GaLLops AwAy*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alright my first fic,plz show me love & suffort , saranghae!
Word count(including everything):254
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Fanfictionso this is my first story, it's probably gonna just be Enhypen, ➹ Tᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ×Tᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ➷ & 💜ᗷTS⟭⟬💜 All stories r pure fiction! Preview: Taelien:*reads minds* wHy don'T u ask mY jIMInNiE PABo out huh, or r u tRYnA bE SwaG yOOn-GaY? DoN't BE a usElEsS...