-Genderbent Wei WuXian
-Arranged marriage
Wei Ying did another of her mischievious jokes, but this time Madame Yu really has gone mad! She picked her up by her black and red waist and locked her up in her room trying to do something abt her childish...
Hii! That's not the firrst time i write something, but I'm not that good either. I thought about this fanfic of genderbent Wei Wuxian some time ago and now I finally decided to write it! I hope you'll like it and if you did leave a comment if you want. Let's begin! Here's the first chapter of this story. Enjoy!
Wei Wuxian was walking around YunMeng, searching for a poor victim for her mischievous jokes.
This time she wanted to spill water on the misfortunate guy then escape, she already chose that misterious "misfortunate guy". Who's the best if it isnt his poor martial brother Jiang Cheng??
A red-headed guy with a shitty personality and always dressed in purple.
At this time Jiang Cheng should be searching for her under the order of his mother, Yu Ziyuan, a woman that looks way too much like him!
Wei Wuxian was on a casual roof waiting for her victim. Sone time passed and then she saw a mad purple person that seem be searching for her, she didnt thought of anything and spat on that figure the whole bathtub filled by water. She laughed and then turned to see "Jiang Cheng" expression...if she only knew it wasnt Jiang Cheng but YU ZIYUAN?
"Oh, crap." Wei Ying thought "I'm pretty death ."
"Who did this?!" madam Yu askes angrly, everyone nearby was scared.
"Omg, what happened? Why is madam Yu here?! " everyone in the street asked confused.
Madam Yu started turning her head everywhere trying to find the person who did this.
There she is, the Wei maiden Wei WuXian, scared on a roof like a little bird.
"You young girl.." madam Yu said furious "You are in serious problems."
Madam Yu picked up Wei Ying by her waist and went back in the Jiang mansion dragging the little one with strength.
"You, little one, have to learn what's education and what a good mannered woman has and don't have to do" madam Yu said threatening her "I'm going to give you the most horrible punishment of your life, one of those punishment that you'll remember for your whole life"
"Oh God, Oh my God, what is she going to do with me?? Shit, I'm so fucked up" Wei Wuxian thought while the all dried madam Yu was dragging her back in the Jiang mansion.
"Jiang Fengmian! Come here!" Madam Yu yelled.
"Mother what's happening.." Jiang Yanli said "Oh my God, mother! Why are you so wet?" madam Yu glanced at Wei Wuxian and then said "Guess who did this.."
"A-Xian..." Yanli said while trying not to smile.
"That was an accident okay? I thought that was Jiang Cheng" Wei Ying replied.
"You shouldn't do this at all!" Yu Ziyuan turned to Yanli "Where's your father?"
Yanli replied "Oh, father went out for some commission, I guess he'll be back soon." She continued"And...mother, you should dry yourself."
"Yes, I should." She replied. "Please, watch this kid while I'm not here."
"Okay, mother"
Yu Ziyuan walked away and Yanli approached Wei Ying. "A-Xian, what did you do?"
"Oh, well..." the maiden started "I really didn't want to spill water on madame Yu, how could I? I wanted to spill it on Jiang Cheng and then play with the remaining water, so, when i saw a purple mad figure i spit the water thinking it was Jiang Cheng, but when i watched with more attention there she is! Madame Yu! I'm sorry i really didn't mean it!" She cried loud. "Now what's gonna happen to me?? Wahh!"
"Oh, really? Mhmh" She let out a delicate laugh.
"Now what will happen to me?? Shijie, madame Yu told me that she will do something that happens only one time in life and i'll never forget, tell me something that happen only one time in life and unforgettable."
"Uhm...Let me think. Something that happens only one time in your life??" Yanli asked the little martial sister.
"Mhm" She replied.
"Uhm..." Yanli continued "Oh! Mhm..Period?" "Shijie, I arleady have that and I don't even remember when i had that! Plus I will have it till I'll grow my hair grey or even white! What kind of suggestion was that??"
"Haha, sorry. I said the first thing I thought..Haah...Let me think..." Shijie continued "Oh! Marriage?"
"Ooh!! That's it! MADAME YU WANTS ME TO GET MARRIED GO AWAY AND NEVER SEE ME AGAIN NOO!" Wei Ying yelled.
"Oh, I don't think mother would do that..." Yanli replied to the little sister's yell.
"She will make me marry the most boring person in the world!" The other cried out.
"And who do you think as the "most boring" person in the world, a-Xian?"The elder one asked.
"Let me think...One from the Lan clan of course! They have 3000 rules and the most annoying is Lan Lǎotóu (Old man), Lan QiRen! Ugh, he's so boring and he yells at you for the most insignificant thing in the world! Hahh" Wei Ying then continued "Oh, comes Lan Xichen, he's kind, quiet, but he always look like he's wearing a mask or like his face's fake and here he is the little one, Han Guangjun, oh god, I tried to befriend him but he never talks, never look interested in something but his uncle's super boring lesson and the only times he opens his mouth in when he wants to scold me, he Is pretty handsome for sure, more than everyone else, his eyes are really beautiful, for example, I would have liked him more if he was more open, but, like I said, he's more like a statue!"
"Oh, 'like'? What are you hiding me a-Xian?"
"Eh? Me? Oh! Nono! I didn't mean that 'kind' of like, Shijie!" Wei Wuxian said blushing a bit.
The two were laughing talking about boys like all those expert gossip girls you find in Tv, but of course it didn't exist at that time. But..."Hah! What a wonderful idea Wei Wuxian...That's it. You'll find a husband a go away from this place!" Madam Yu came out from nowhere affirming this.
