A Bathroom Tale [BSD Fanfic]

Part 1

"I really need to pee!" Atsushi exclaimed squirming around holding his tiny cock.

"Uhg, fine. Let's go to the restroom." Akutagawa growled.

Atsushi and Akutagawa started to exit the store they were shopping in. Dazai ran up to them to tag along since he too needed to use the bathroom.

"Where are you guys going?" Yosano hollered to the trio.

Yosano handed the red skirt to Kyouka.

"We are heading to go take a piss, wanna join?" Dazai winked.

Yosano scowled "First, ew. Second, good idea lets all go take a quick restroom break."

Yosano grabbed Kyoukas's hand and followed with Kunikida behind the two.

The group arrived at the restrooms and split off to do their business.

Akutagawa, Atsushi, Kunikida, Yosano and Kyouka all stood outside impatiently wondering what was taking Dazai so long.

"The fuck is keeping up that suicidal bastard?!" Akutagawa growled yet again.

Meanwhile, Dazai, still in his stall, was struggling to get his foot out of the toilet. He got here from his failed suicide attempt, which for whatever reason he thought would be a good idea to try and drown himself in the mall toilets.He had managed to kick off one shoe while climbing into the stall but couldn't seem to pull his other leg out of the toilet.Dazai then tried to stick his foot through the gap between the door and the floor, which only resulted in him getting his foot stuck.

"AHHHHH! Fuck!" Dazai screamed as he struggled to escape from the stall.

Kunikida came running over to help Dazai free himself after hearing the obnoxious commotion.

"What's wrong? I heard you shouting." Kunikida asked.

"I'm stuck...oh god..." Dazai whimpered.

"Oh my gosh, calm down there!" Kunikida said. "Let me see your foot."

Dazai let his foot hang out of the stall. Kunikida took a look at it.

"Well, looks like you've got yourself a nice little cut on your heel," Kunikida announced. "AND you wasted approximately 5.8237 minutes of my time!" Kunikida growled.

Dazai ignored Kunikida's rant and bent down to remove the shoe from Dazai's foot.

"There we go, all done." Kunikida sighed. "Now, if you don't mind, could you please get the fuck out of the bathrooms?" Kunikida barked.

"Ugh, fine. It's not my fucking fault these toilets are ass."

With that, Dazai made his way back to the others.

They all began to head back to where they were when they realized Atsushi had been missing for quite some time.

"Atsushi! Where the hell is he?!" Akutagawa demanded.

"Shit. He has to be in here somewhere. Come on guys, keep looking!" Kunikida ordered.

The five continued to look throughout the entire mall for Atsushi but still no luck.

After they had looked everywhere they could think of Kunikida finally gave up and fell back onto a nearby bench.

"H-Hey don't give up just yet!" Yosano implored.

"No, I'm tired of this shit already. We gotta go home now." Kunikida grumbled.

Yosano suddenly noticed something. She pointed her finger towards the window and yelled "HE'S IN THE SKY!"

To be continued...