Loona x Y/N (HELLUVA BOSS) Book 1

Chapter 1: First job in hell.

Hell
(Narrator POV)
*random dude falling from the sky into hell*
(Y/N POV)
"AAAAAAAAAAA-"
Y/N's screaming is stopped when he lands head first in a dumpster filled with used condoms and trash.
"EW WTF!"
He yells as he struggles to get out of the dumpster.
"Where tf am i??"
He says once he gets out.
He looks up to realize that the sky is red and overall the place looks just like earth...besides the 24 homeless people and 2 dead bodies on the streets...
"Is this hell?? am i dead???!"
He then walks out of the alley and sees that the place looks like a more red and satanic version of earth. only one thought crossed his mind.
"Oh my god i'm in hell..."
*TIME SKIP*
It is currently 9:00PM...Hell time...
He figured everything out and accepted that this is his new life.
Y/N had found some sad rehab hotel called "Happy Hotel" to stay in until he found a place to stay.
And so he went to bed and called it a night.
*ANOTHER TIME SKIP :)*
Its currently 2:35PM and Y/N woke up to the deadening sound of his phone alarm (you know the one 😤😪 and yea he has a phone...don't ask.)
"AGHH!" He yells as he struggles to get up.
He finally was able to turn off the alarm and got out of bed to stretch and yawn then looked outside.
Yep...more drunk homeless people.
He had a plan for today. and that plan was to find a job. If he was going to survive in hell he would need money of course. And so he got ready and went outside and looked around for hiring posters.
"Oh how ironic theres a job poster right here as soon as i walk out its not like there was a lazy writer or something who didn't feel like writing a big poster hunting compilation........." Hehehe...Anyways he had found the poster and there was a big logo that said "I.M.P." and an address on the bottom so he decided to go to the address. He didn't even know what his job would be he just hoped it wouldn't be miserable. Soon he had arrived at the place.
He then went to the door of the IMP room and knocked waiting for an answer...*knock knock*
...No answer.
*knock! knock! knock!*
Still no answer...
*KNOCK!? KNOCK!? KNOCK!?*-
He was about to knock a fourth time but somebody opened the door. A red scrawny type devil with two horns who looked very clearly to be the boss.
"Alright listen up! i already told you I'm not looking for a gay stripper and i'm definitely not willing to pay $30 for it ok? i already get gay sex for free!...oh...its somebody else. Who the fuck are you?"
The small demon said.
"Uhh i'm Y/N. i saw a poster saying your hiring."
he said to the demon.
"oh...that thing was put up 5 months ago...anyways your hired come on in and don't fuck with anything or ill kill your bloodline and piss on their graves."
The demon said to Y/N.
"Right...got it...Anyways what's your name?"
Y/N asked the demon.
"Blitzo but just call me Blitz. The O is silent."
Blitzø answered Y/N.
"Got it...mind giving me a tour?"
Y/N asked Blitzø.
"Sure thing come on follow me but dont try to peg your co-workers because the last guy that tried ended up getting his throat ripped out...ugh. anyways come on!" Blitzø said leading Y/N through the hallway where everybody was at. The first thing Y/N noticed was the reception desk and there was a person sitting at it...not a person actually. a Hellhound. She had white fur and long gray and white hair and was wearing an emo type goth outfit and had red eyes and very sharp white teeth. Y/N stood there starring at her for a good 7 seconds until Blitzø pushed him to the main area of the room where he saw two other small demons. "Y/N, this is Millie and Moxxie or M&M. M&M this is Y/N."
Blitzø introduced Y/N.
"Hey Y/N are you the new guy?" M&M said.
"Yep he's gonna be your co worker guys." Blitzø said.
He then pulled Y/N back to receptionist desk.
"Okay Y/N this is my daughter Loon" "Only only on paper asshole!" Loona cut Blitzø off.
"Jeez okay Loonie Toonie!" Loona groaned.
"Hey i'm Y/N. i like your style. the whole goth look."
Y/N said. Loona blushed sightly. "Yeah...Whatever...Asshole..." Y/N was wondering why she was being so rude to him but he thought nothing of it.
"Do you have any hobbies Loona?" Y/N asked.
"Besides not being annoyed and being alone? i'm into rock and i play bass guitar thats basically it." Loona answered. "Really? i'm into rock as well and i play guitar." Y/N said to her excitedly. Loona smiled at his response. "Oh. cool *chuckles* What's your favorite band(s)?" Loona asked. "That's hard. Probably top 3 are #3 Foo Fighters. #2 Origami Angel. #1 Polyphia." Y/N answered. "Ooh nice thats valid. I gotta run somewhere but ill cya around Y/N."
Loona said to him. "Ok cya Loona." Y/N waved her bye. "She's pretty cool, Blit-" Blitzø cut him off pulling him into his office. "Alright so lets get down to business. Your job." Blitzø said to Y/N. "Yeah what exactly do i do here???" Y/N asked Blitzø.
"So basically *plays the IMP theme song from the PILOT*"
"...wow so i'm gonna get to murder people?" Y/N asked. "Pretty cool huh? anyways YOUR DISMISSED its 8PM you get to go home now kid cya" "uhh Blitzø. i don't have a home. i kind of just arrived in hell yesterday." Y/N said to Blitzø.
"Oh you gotta be fucking with me. okay fine...you can sleep at my place. the only problem is that i don't exactly have a couch...my house is sad but you'll have to sleep in Loona's room. and don't try anything with her ok? thats my daughter." Blitzø said.
"yes sir i understand." Y/N said. "Good now come on." Blitzø said leading Y/N out of IMP.

This is gonna be one helluva night