Premiger x Minister of Spring 😫💖👁🫦👁🦄🧚‍♀️👉👈🥺

How I found him

Preminger is quite the respectable man I heard. He rules so many kingdoms and all of them run just as smoothly as my own. While I'd like to step down to his level of such care, I cannot disgrace my own. My kingdom is of great value, the amount of kingdoms I have is one, but it will never be any less than all the kingdoms Preminger has. For that, I despise the man. For I cannot comprehend him.

Why would you want to place such a carry on yourself? For what? What do you gain?

This is where I suspend my suspicions: fame. The man only wants fame and praise. What else for?

And yet I sit here eyeing my subjects carefully, thinking of one greedy man. How foolish am I?
"How beautifully you've nourished these pairs here." I commented on the recently planted flowers.
"Sir, they bloomed yesterday. They won't be in their prime until next week. Are you feeling okay?" Bene tilted his head at me.
"Oh I'm sure I'm just seeing things! I thank you for the regard!"

I rush to my throne. That man has rumors everywhere. Now he won't even let me do my job correctly. Spring is coming! I can't slip up now.
"Minister Spring! Sire!" Duke called me.
"Yes?"
"A letter! From the Barbie kingdom!"
"Read it to me." I rested upon my throne.
"It had been brought to my attention that I'd been wishing to court you for a while now. I'd like to request a date or possibly dinner if you oh so wish?"[king spade x roulx reference)
"Who writes a meeting like that so vaguely? Am I going to be exorcised?"
"I'm unsure-"
"It's not planned." A fancy voice echoed the room. "After all, I sent that yesterday."