POV: peter
I was walking down the street to my house, listening to digbargayraps, 4 big guys. "4 big guys and they grab on my thighs, blow up my guts like the fourth of juli. If they keep fucking my but then i might just cry". I hum to myself. Sometimes i question if i'm a homosexual.
All of a sudden i feel a hand over my mouth and everything turns black.
I open my eyes seeing only pich black. "Haya, curly". "AAAHH". i hear as the guy creepely laughs, oh it's ace. "Hey ace, you wanna know what i did last night?" "No" "oh.... THREE BIG BALLS LOOK LIKE WE PLAYING TENNIS. HE GOT BIG DICK I THINK HIS NAME DENNIS". "hihi".
Ace let out a crumbling fart. "Fglugbbegrr"
POV: paul
I open my eyes, since i had them closed, but everything remains black. But i hear people singing digbar songs so it is alright. I move around only to hear. "I am the alpha male and YOU are gay". I see gene, in a pink dress agruiing with peter. I scream "AHH MY BOOBOO BOYS, DONT FIGHT". Ace punches me in the face. "Owh, i thought you loved me. I feel really hurt right now". Ace screams like a real demon. "AWUHHWUAHWUHAEHAGHRRE". Gene growls back at him. "GROWR get on all fours, i am the alpha male". I punch Ace in his ballsack. "JIPPIE!" Peter screams.
All of the sudden the wooden box opens.
Peter purrs happily "grwrgwgr". "Peter, you good kitten" Ace says.
"Ace, YOU are gay". Says Gene
"Look guys" i say. "A painting of a white man with two big tits, he looks fluffy, i want his hat". "Mr. Ballsyman". "Wauw what a horny man". "Homosexual". "There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual, i have created you too". Gene falls to the floor in his pink dress crying. "NO. NO. NO. I AM THE ALPHA, IT CAN'T BE". "ack". Gene punshes Ace in the face and then grabs his cheecks. "Aww you goofy boy".
I feel something inside of me and let the boys know by doing what i always do "fart alarm". They all run to the golden door and trie to pull it but it wont budge. "Pfup". "NOOO WERE GONNA DIE, I DONT WANT TO DIE, I CANT DIE, I NEED TO FEET MY KITTENS". Peter screams. The whole room is on fire, satan was in my burning fart and he has been released.
A unnatural gate opens and a man comes out of a cloud of black smoke. A small creature approaches us, peter is scared and gene is barking at it. Ace is doing the alarm procedure, making noices. "Ackie, Ack, Ackie, Ack~" Ace says. Peter is hiding behind Gene. Its the guy from the painting. "ITS THE ONE AND ONLY MR. BALLSYMAN!" i scream in a woman way. (Cause paul is actually a woman, it just doesnt show) Peter is walking towards him. "Watch out Peter, he is DANGEROUS!!" I say to him and Gene starts growling more agressively. Peter ignores it and crouches to Mr. Ballsyman, and he starts licking Mr. Ballsyman's feet, like a good kitten.
"Sweet". Peter murmurs and blushes.
Mr. Ballsyman suddendly dissapears again and fanishes into the black smoke. "No, no, peter cries, his toes were so nice and sweet". But all i hear is "Ack ack ackie ack ack ack ack ackie ack ack ackie ack ack ackie ackie ack ack ack ack ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ack ack ackie ack ack ack ackie ack ack ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ackie ack ack ack ackie ackie ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ackie ackie aackie aackie aackie aaaaack..... aaaaaaaaaaack." "What was that?" "That was my s-s-s-s-sex symbol". He stammers. We all turn to look at him. "Do you wanna be my sexy kitten?" "STOP IT. I was talking about mr. Ballsyman, farting compysaurus flobbertje". "GHKGGHIKGHGIKGBHFLGKKIGGJIFKGJDKIFGKG". Peter hisses at me and then walks away sadly. "Crass Crass, Peter Crass..........................................Crass Crass, Peter Crass Crass".
Gene is swinging on the ceiling like a real demon and swings thro the doors.
Time to go home so we can sleep, because my cock really iches if i dont.
