Shhh but you have orgys with homestuck and hiveswap characters in RHIS also this was mainly made for a friend but it's fuckinh hilarious to me so go bananas
You start walking down the empty hall, bro gamzee straight up went missing and now you just hear faint honks that sound far away but whatever, zebruhs in the kitchen with his fuck buddies 😫 Aubrie was with gamzee but who tf knows what happened anyways you're looking for a stupid fuckinh cook book about recipes for the homeless people Like how to make a mud pie taste good or how to steal booze from other homeless people, yknow! You eventually find a door to a bed room and open it cause you gotta go in and oh my god this sexy ass troll dude with piercings is straight up naked and you nearly shit your paNTS "HOLY FUCKASS IMMSO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW ANYOJEMEKSE WWS HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!" "It's alright I think ukjmmmmmmmm I'm Mallek Adalov" he said oh my god he's so fine bro he's making a seductive faceeeeee😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 DUDEEEEEE you invite him to walk with you and he agrees and how you guys are walking around listening to a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton. Mallek knows all the lyrics and he sings so bad but he's hot so who gives a fuckitty fuck fuck. You tell him to stand outside a room while you go through it and you run into a cute ugky ass violet blooded troll oh shit he's a prince who lives in a ship and aims his rifle and shoots from the hip and has a friend he pity's, quite a bit. He gives you a bitchy look "WWHAT DO YOU WWANT YOU STUPID BITCH UGHHH!!! I'm so brocken pls." HE SAID you respond with "Come with me and Mallek we are looking for stuff for zebruh" He agrees after 5 minutes of you guys kissing. Y'all are now listening to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado OUTLOUD and it's so funny eridan is pretending he doesn't know this song but he's muttering the lyrics under his breath. You start to hear loud ass honks and Mallek and ERIDAN straight up run into the rooms next to you with no explanation so ur just standing there, you then see a fucked up gamzee walking with Aubrie brooo she looks FUCKED UP except she's smiling idk man "Yo me and gamzee just had hardcore sex aughhh I can't walk so he's carrying me also you missed out!!!! He's sober btw be careful" HES SOBER,..,..?!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shiiietttt I'm fucked bro. "hey motherfucker. YOU MISSED THE FUCK PARTY. now we gotta do it all over. BRING YOUR FRIENDS. honk. HONK. honk." You stand there like a dumbass and then you notice Mallek and ERIDAN peaking from the doors, Gamzee sees them and says "I can see y'all. COME OUT NOW." They both come out and ERIDAN had like 728282 weapons "motherfucker. IM NOTNHERE TO KILL YOU. wanna have a .. ORGY..? honk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Bro his voice is so hot 😫😫😫😫😫 "Fuck yesh I ain't gay tho cause that's gross" said ERIDAN "Hahahah motherfucker. DONT MOTHERFUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT. I'll do it all. ALL OF IT HONK" He looks mortified but aroused omg Mallek is naked again wtf is happening. AUBRIE LOOKS SO EXCITED "Guys my strength is back gamzee come get dis 😍 ERDISN YOUT OO ALSO ZEBRUH AND MARVUS IS HERE TOO"
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Heh hay bay teehee come get these milkers!!!!!!" Marvus said as zebruh and you and Mallek were breast feeding
