*this is a Christmas special bc I haven't updated this book in AGESSSS and HOLY QUACK- 103K READSSSSSSS!!!!😱😱😱😱🤯🎉🎊🥳
*takes place before y/n looses her powers and 'qUiRkEy' personality 😋
🎄🎉MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL 🎉🎄
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"Huh, what's this..?" Y/n reeled back from the sign on the mochi store she usually went to, (their daifuku was LIT 🔥)
Lifting up her blindfold, the corners of her lips curled up in a sly smirk.
'Christmas..? Sounds fun' she thought, already planning ways to decorate shinobu's entire estate in one day and invite everyone over.
"Hah, alright, first things first, decorationsssss~" she sang.
Oh yea, she was totally going to have a field day with this.
Lifting her bag of souvenirs up, she skipped all the way to Shinobu's estate to leave her things and grab a couple bags for her shopping spree.
Once she had gotten to the estate, she had come across what she called in her head "the Squad" aka Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke.
Or in this case, the perfect people to make hold her things while she went off on a shopping rampage.
"Y/n!" Came their collective greeting.
Y/n smiled, sending shocks of pleasure through their hearts and turning their faces pink with blush.
"Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke, Just the people I need!" She spoke carefree.
The three boys perked up.
"Yes!" Zenitsu blurted out.
Tanjiro looked at him weirdly.
"What do you need us for, y/n?" Tanjiro asked eagerly, pushing the other two boys back so he could stand closer to her.
Inosuke gave Tanjiro the stink eye while Zenitsu shook with jealousy.
"It's too secret, you gotta agree first, this could cost your life!" She teased
Immediately the three boys glared at each other before slapping hands over each others mouths in the attempt to be the first person to yell "YES" and show their undying love for her so she would like them more... or that's what they thought
Y/n laughed joyously at the spectacle before pulling the three with her and jumping out of a window, snagging a couple bags on her way out.
"Alright! Mission is a go." She spoke with a laugh.
The three boys looked up at her in shock as she ran through the forest with them on her shoulders.
In no time they were at a village, a single store out of the many decorated in red and green.
Putting the boys down, y/n set her sights on the decorated store.
"This mission is 'THE CHRISTMAS MISSION' "
Y/n spoke excitedly
"The Christ-mas-u mission?" Zenitsu questioned
"Yes! You go grab food ingredients for a feast, you go find a pine tree, and you come with me to go get decorations!"
Y/n answered happily, giving Zenitsu, Inosuke, and Tanjiro their bags with some money in the respected order.
Zenitsu frowned, "Tanjiro switch with me, I want to go with y/n"
"No way" tanjiro refused
Before a fight could break out, y/n grabbed Tanjiro and caught him bridal style, sprinting over to the decor store while yelling for Zenitsu and Inosuke to meet back in two hours.
Inosuke and Zenitsu growled in jealousy but obediently left for their respective jobs.
*tWo HoUrS lAtEr*
Y/n returned to the square with a heavily panting Tanjiro carrying the multiple bags of Christmas decorations.
Could she be nice and help him..? She could.
But did she want to? ....no.Both Inosuke and Zenitsu were suddenly glad that they weren't the ones y/n dragged off.
The sun was setting which meant it was perfect time for the final plan to come off.Inosuke had the pine tree, Zenitsu had the ingredients, and Tanjiro had the decorations.
Y/n had sent them to somehow sneakily get everything into the estate unnoticed, much to their displeasure, while she became the fat man and got the presents.Once she got the presents, she wrapped them and then brought them back to the butterfly estate.
Coming in through the window..
As soon as the moon was high in the sky, she got the elves...(Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, and Nezuko) to help her set everything up.
Actually...she only made them put up decorations, she didn't trust them enough to make the Christmas recipes taste good...
As they did that, y/n put the Christmas tree in the middle of a wide room she found and placed the presents under it. After that she began cooking.
....moral of the story...don't trust y/n near a kitchen..
She had almost burned the estate down and Shinobu had woken up.
So y/n kidnapped Shinobu and had her help with the food.(Shinobu didn't even care...she was just happy to be alone with y/n)
And then WALAH!!!
The house looked like a jam packed toy store with so many decorations and the Christmas lights were blaring.The last step was to invite the hashira and others, y/n kidnapped the people she invited.
Practically teleporting herself around and dumping the people into the Christmas Tree room.Rui , Enmu, Gyutaro, and Daki were so confused with the lights once they woke up...
But since she wanted it to be fun, y/n blew a loud horn to wake them up.
...Obanai was not impressed....neither was his snake."MERRY CHRISTMAS" y/n, Tanjiro, Shinobu, Zenitsu, And Inosuke SCREAMED.
Nezuko followed up with a "MMM MMM!!!"
"Huh? Merry Christmas?"
"y/n!" kyojuro pounced on her in a huge hug.Sanemi hissed at him in jealousy.
Muichiro started shaking random presents under the Christmas tree."MERRY CHRISTMAS Y/N!!" Mitsuri squealed, yanking kyojuro off her and jumping onto y/n like a koala.
"Your presents are under the tree!" Y/n buzzed with excitement.
"Eh? Present-"
Aoi was cut off by the sound of paper tearing.
There sat Muichiro under the tree ripping apart all the presents and claiming them all as his....
His excuse? "Y/n bought this so it's mine"Tengen gasped and dived for his still unopened gift.
The other soon following after, ensuring in a fight over the gifts.Y/n stood off to the side, sweatdropping.
Kagaya, his wife, and children sat by the table of food while watching the chaos.Y/n opted to skip over to them, holding out 4 gifts.
"Merry Christmas!" She laughed, lifting her blindfold and diving for the mochi after handing them the presents.*bonus*
"YOU DIMWIT THATS MINE, IT HAS MY NAME ON IT!"
"NO ITS MINE, Y/N WRAPPED IT BEAUTIFULLY SO ITS DEFINITELY MINE!"
"I-"
"SHUT UP TOMIOKA!"
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𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒𝐓 [𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞]
Fanfiction𝐊𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐍𝐎 𝐘𝐀𝐈𝐁𝐀. Some would say she's a narcissist others would say they're blind because she had all the right to show off her strength... but you know what i think? I think they're all weak *smirks* "𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕛ō𝕓𝕦 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠. 𝔻𝕒𝕥...