Stop eating the hair cream!

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You're eight feet tall btw

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You were with Wendell and Wild making sure they don't get distracted. Belzer hired you as their caretaker. The first time you and the 2 boys met they were shocked to see that you were a fallen angel.

You could see the sparkles in theirs. Their first thoughts when they say you were, 'The mother figure we so oh desperatly need?'. When they weren't doing anything, they'd play with your hair. They loved braiding your hair. They said it was soft and silky.

Once they tried touching your halo, which resulted in their hand getting burned

"Wild!" you yelled at the small demon."Yes, Ms. Y/n?" Wild said. "You're doing it again!" Wendell yelled. "Doing what?" Wild asked innocently. "Eating the hair cream!"

"That's just a bad plug right there. That's what that is. Why'd you plant it?" "It's not a bad plug." you said. "You're depriving that plug of its rightful nutrients." Wendell finished.

Wild licked Wendell's face and Wendell slapped Wild. "Need I remind you that if Belzer goes bald,he'll skin all three of us alive!" you said. "All three? I'm not worried. You're the ones shooting blanks."

Wendell growled, "Get--get---hey!" he tried reaching for us brother, you was flying. Thanks to you being so tall, you grabbed Wild by his ear. "Ow!" he yelped in pain. "As your older brother,I demand you reguritate that cream!"

"Now, why would I do that, Wendell? Fresh cream ain't gonna revivify a bad plug." he patted Wendell's head. "Did you just admit that you were stealing the cream?" you questioned. "uh-huh." Wild answered.

"Why!?" Wendell yelled. "Cause it tickles my tummy." you and Wendell looked at him, confused. "That's the dumbest thing I've..what--" before he could fiish his sentece. Wild shoved cream down Wendell's throat. "Wild!" you grabbed Wendell.

"I'm gonna kill you! I'mma throttle you from here to next Tue-" his stomach rummbled. "Oh, hey you right. That does feel kinda good."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, and the best part." "Oh?"

"Three, two, one." they fell down, "Get up guys!" you yelled. They were both laughing, "I'm having a-- a vision,Wild!" Wendell yelled. "A green-haired girl."you looked up to see what they were looking at, you saw nothing.

"You see her too?" Wendell asked. "I do." they lifted their hands. "She seems so real."

"GET UP" you heared the voie of Belzer. "Y/n! I said make sure they do their work!" you quickly apologised and the two brothers went back to work. "I felt her had!" Wendell told you. "Amazing." you said with sarcasm.

"Hey, Ms. Y/n...since you don't live in heaven or down here. Where do you live?" WIld asked. "I live in the land of the living." you told them. "That's so cool!" Wendell said with stars in his eyes. You giggled at him. "You are such idiots."

-timeskip-

You were in the land of the living. You lived in the graveyard, there was a church you used for shelter. You were going on a nice night walk to the store to get (steal) food. The place was abondoned so it didn't really matter.

You were just scared for tomorrow, you weren't really the one to get scared but Belzer was fucking terrifying.

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