Cartoon Mallets!

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You woke up to Father Bests talking to Wendell and Wild. "I have such a fucking head ache...shit." you held your forehead. "Hey...you got the money."

"We saved RBC and the faire!" he yelled. "What's wrong boys?" you saw the two sucking their thumbs. Wild sighed, "Can't keep that money."

"Why not?"

"uh...raisin' the dead didn't stop with the old guard." Wendell said sadly. "You--you raised Kat's parents?" Bests asked. "Wasn't us." Wild replied.

"Was our ungrateful gravedigger!"

Bests thought for a moment, "Hitch up the wagon!" he said. "So, what's the game plan Padre?" Wendell jolted up. "Ding-Dong ditch...with a twist."

"you two can go, I'll stay here." you said, chugging down more alcohol. "Don't drink too much!"

-with Belzer-

"I'm coming for you, boys." he said as he stood up. "Soul jockeys!" he yelled and jumped up.

-with you-

"You kidnapped Kat's parents?" you yelled. "Uh...hello?" Wilma, Kat's mother, said. "Anyway, any last words?" Wendell asked. "Huh. I thought you'd be taller." you snorted. "I am taller." Wild was wearing Kat's boots.

"Are those cartoon mallets?" Delroy chuckled. "What? Cartoon mallets!" Wendell yelled. "Padre!" Wild yelled and Bests. "Ah yes, may theLord look kindly on you." Bests said. The demon brothers were pushed back by Kat's parents.

"Kat was scarier when she was three." Wilma said. "And I'm way scarier now!" Kat said from behind the demon brothers. "Well Maiden. You're alive!" they both said.

"Let my parents go!" Kat yelled at the two. "N-n-no can do, hell maiden. You see..." Wendell started. "Uh, you still got 800 tasks to complete."

"That is right, and as your masters, we order you to turn around and, uh-" the both growled. "Pfft. You're trippin!" Kat yelled and showed them her hand. "I'm not your pupper anymore!"

-timeskip cause I'm lazy-

"It's how they pay all klax corp personnel. Worthless in the real world." you eyes widened. "Klax corp....Mr and Mrs Klaxon?" you asked. "Yes, why?" Siobhan asked. "They took my wings from me..."

"I am so sorry! I'll find a way to get your wings back." you thanked her. "I need to show you something." you followed her to a staircase. 


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