Author's Note
This chapter is several years past its upload schedule lmaooo
Edit 10/3/2024 - Fixed typo regarding number of pawns
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[(PAYDAY!) Fill up your bags!]
[(PAYDAY!) Empty your mags!]
Music filled Kuraima's ears as he jogged through the town of Kuoh in the cool weekend morning air.
[We're on a streak, so it's (PAYDAY!) every single day of the week!]
The song in question was Its Payday by Simon Viklund. Yes, the same guy who makes the Payday 2 soundtrack.
The Astral Student didn't really play the game that much, but he absolutely loved the soundtrack. There's not really many things as hype-inducing as the build-up for when Plan B is put into motion.
Unfortunately, all things must end. Especially good things. That is a truth we must come upon sooner or later.
In this case, the truth took the form of a mysterious black fabric smacking him in the face and obscuring his vision.
"Wha-?!"
He fumbled around, trying to pry the offending fabric off.
His savior came in the form of a familiar pervert; Issei Hyoudou himself.
"Oi Kuraima-san! Thanks for the save!"
Light returned to the Astral Student's eyes as his classmate removed the literal veil that had covered his face.
Kuraima quickly paused his music and pulled his earbuds out, staring at Hyoudou.
"Hyoudou-san."
"Yes?"
"Why are you with a nun?"
Standing next to Issei was an admittedly adorable-looking blonde-haired nun. She looked incredibly embarrassed, indicated by her blushing red face and apologetic tone of voice.
"Well, if you saw a lady in distress, wouldn't you help out too?"
"Well, maybe I would, but you're not the kind who should of person who should be saving them!"
"Oi! I have standards when it comes to treating women!"
"Yeah well then prove it!"
"E....E-Excuse me...?"
The shy, timid voice of the nun quickly halted the hostilities as the two spun around to face her.
"P-Please stop arguing..."
Kuraima's heart, frosted by moderately inadequate socialization, melted.
'I, Speedwa-...Sensou Kuraima shall let none harm this cinnamon bun!'
Suddenly, the nun perked up. "O-Oh! Are you hurt?" She asked the Astral Champion, spotting a partially covered bruise peeking out from under his sleeve.
"Oh...ah...don't worry about it. I just..."
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[A few days ago...]
Everyone goes on and on about how Australia has the biggest, baddest bugs on the planet.
Clearly they've never seen any type of Asian hornet. About the size of one's thumb and venomous enough to kill a man if stung multiple times.
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The Stars Above
Fanfiction[A Terraria Calamity Mod + Highschool Dxd crossover] Now fully-up-to-date with the Fanfiction.net and AO3 versions! When a young student by the name of Sensou Kuraima comes across a fragment of a dead god, he is bestowed new powers and slammed facef...
