Sammy fell asleep while watching cartoons with the Snake Kettle and James and woke up the next day. Sammie felt he should eat breakfast in the morning and Kettle had confidently agreed to cook. Sammie agreed curious of what Kettle would create. James ate the cat food that was in his bowl and a couple of rats crawled out of the trash or were thrown out of the trashcan that the Snake ate. Kettle had grilled a couple off things he found in the trash and served two plates of it for himself and Sammie. Sammie ate the food as he realized the snake didn't have a name. James the cat, Kettle The Raccoon but the snake was just the snake. Sammie thought about names for a second before yelling "Rat!" due to the snake eating multiple rats. Kettle looked at Sammie offended due to that being Kettles original name before he showed he didn't want that name. The Snake noticed kettles offense and wasn't sure why but decided to feel offended as well. Sammie then sat there thinking of every name he could before Kettle took out a dried up marker from the trash and dipped it in a Sriracha bottle and used it to write out every single name he could come up. Instead of looking at the names Sammie noticed a crushed up Dr Pepper can and yelled out "Dr Pepper!" The 3 animal friends just agreed that the Snake was now Dr Pepper. There was soon a knock at the door. There was a knock at the door. Sammie opened the door and what was in front of him was the Nurse who he found attractive and the burger king worker he punched. "We know who you are, and we are gonna take our revenge." Sammie immediately punched the lady and tried punching the burger king worker, The worker wasn't fooled with the idea of a monster punching him in the face so he dodged and grabbed Sammie's arm pulling him to the ground. Sammie's animal friends immediately jumped out, Dr Pepper attacking the woman despite her already being knocked down. Dr Pepper was alot more clever than they initially showed. Dr Pepper had eaten a couple Rats that were killed with rat poison, However instead of the rat poison killing Dr Pepper, Dr Peppers body managed to incorporate the Poison into their fangs. Causing Dr Peppers bites to be poisonous soon killing the lady. The man had kettle on his face clawing at his eyes as James quickly slashed open his wrists causing him to bleed out as he tried getting kettle off his face. He soon enough bled out. Sammie noticed his neighbors stepping out of their house noticing the ruckus and soon called the police. Sammie grabbed his animal friends and quickly began running. Sammie ran all the way too the field where as a group they all laid down resting. The sun was going down and the police sirens can be heard from the field. After some time has passed Sammie got up and started eating flowers with kettle joining him. James and Dr Pepper explored the forest nearby in search of food. Sammie ate a dandelion but subconsciously made a wish for a Dragon Named Twilight Sparkle. A bird flew too Sammie dropping a note before turning and leaving, until Dr Pepper jumped and took down the bird James going over as they shared eating the bird. The cops soon showed up at the field, Due too a Kid playing minecraft noticing sammie running with a cat a snake and a raccoon into the field. Sammie got up and walked over threatening the police who had guns tasers and batons for some reason, "A dragon is soon gonna be here." The Police just stared at Sammie confused before one went over to Handcuff Sammie. Sammie instinctively punched the Policeman. "Sorry, that was impulse." The police shot their guns and tasers at Sammie. Sammie screamed as loud as he can and the bullets and tasers were reflected and the scream knocked the other cops down. After that happened Twilight Sparkle the Dragon landed in front of Sammie. Sammie introduced Twilight Sparkle to his other pet companions. Kettle and James waved with Dr Pepper waved with their tail, but Dr Pepper felt left out. Dr Pepper had been the only reptile but now there was a new one that could fly and had fire breath so Dr Pepper felt like they werent special anymore. Sammie picked up Dr Pepper noticing their sadness and made them a pair of wings out of leaves, sticks, grass and flowers like he was Daedalus and Dr Pepper was Icarus. These wings somehow worked and Dr Pepper flew around in curiosity. The police began getting up so Sammie quickly got onto Twilight Sparkle with James and Kettle, they soon flew into the sky. Dr Pepper following them. But helicopters were in the sky but a Helicopter was in their way. Soon enough they were surrounded by Helicopters. Twilight Sparkle quickly flew up into the clouds the Helicopters trying to shoot them out of the sky. Twilight Sparkle managed to avoid them but Dr Peppers wing got shot and Dr Pepper fell down. "Quickly! Use your magical powers to make Dr Pepper levitate back up!" Twilight Sparkle looked at Sammie confused before Sammie jumped off grabbing Dr Pepper. James grabbed Sammie's leg and Kettle grabbed James tail. The Twilight Sparkle swooped down and saved them in time. But the helicopters were behind them and started shooting. Sammie yelled out "Magical Lasers." But nothing happened so the dragon blew fire which melted the bullets but that could only stop the bullets for so long. Sammie screamed which caused the fire to infuse with the bullets and fire back at the Helicopters taking them all down. Twilight Sparkle quickly flew as fast as they can soon stopping at some mountains where they rested. Sammie knew they needed to find shelter and cant just make a log cabin so Sammie stepped into a nearby Cave. There was a dragon there who wasnt happy to have visiters. The Dragon spoke in Dragon tongue. So Twilight Sparkle had to tell Kettle who carved the words into the ground so that Sammie could read it. But Sammies dyslexic so he had some trouble. "Visitors are unwelcome in my cave." The Dragon spoke. "I just need a place to stay because the cops are after me." Sammie said bluntly. "You cant just stumble around this place, this is an ancient dragon mountain where mainly dragons would visit. And...What... are cops?" The Dragon asked. "They are people who take away bad people but Im not bad Im just misunderstood." The Dragons mouth began to glow blue with flames. "Ill burn you and send you to the Knights." The dragons mouth seethed with flame. "Knights havent existed in centuries and they are stupid and only people who wear knight armor is losers in their 30's" The dragon shot fire at Sammie who just screamed causing the Dragon fire to shoot back at the dragon knocking them back. The Dragon was in shock. "The Scream... I havent heard that in years... Ive been here for centuries... Thats the scream I heard when I was younger but not as powerful..." The dragon said soon having his mouth burst with purple flames. "Shouldnt it be White Flames because of stars?" The dragon looked at Sammie confused. "This dudes boring... Can we see if the cops are outside?" Sammie straight up left the cave leaving the dragon confused. When Sammie stepped outside Twilight Sparkle destroyed the entrance but the police were there. The Police were told by a nearby hiker that there was someone running around with a dragon. The cops began climbing the mountain but Twilight Sparkle picked up the debris from the broken entrance and tossed it at the cops as they all retreated back into the cave. "We need to hide or else the cops will arrest us." The dragon begrudgingly nods. Only. If you get rid of one member. This cave isn't big enough for Six People." Sammie looks at his animal companions not wanting to let any of them go but this dragon wont leave. "Kettle, You are the most intelligent and most skilled. I trust you can survive with out us..." Kettle hugged Sammie, and Dr Pepper, and James and Twilight Sparkle before he left the cave and quickly hid before the cops came in. The cops entered and the dragon burned all of them. It took hours until the police stopped entering the cave Sammie stepped out of the cave and immediately started looking for Kettle. Dr Pepper checked every Crevice. James checked every tree. Twilight Sparkle checked the high parts of mountains. Sammie tried looking for a trashcan before he started crying. His companions coming over with James and Dr Pepper crying with him. They walked down the hiking trail in search of Kettle and Sammie saw two child raccoons playing with one another in the forest. This made Sammie cry even harder. They couldnt find Kettle. James asked the two child raccoons but they shook their head as they heard their mothers call scurrying off. Soon enough the sun was going down again and Sammie got back to the cave. Dr Pepper curled up, Twilight Sparkle laid down and James laid as Sammies feet. They had all gone to sleep but Sammie was the last but he soon eventually succumbed to his slumber. But he missed Kettle. Where is Kettle?
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Sammies Crazier Adventure
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