I saw my brother kissing Santa Claus- a Kingsman festive Fantiction

Chapter 1: Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice

It all had started as a joke, a bet between Eggsy and Roxy to see who would ask who to play the part of Santa Claus. It wasn't that much of a deal, given that only Eggsy's baby sister would be seeing "Santa" in person, but the whole office would get videos and pictures.

In the end, Merlin managed to dodge the bullet and it fell on Harry. If he had to be perfectly honest, Eggsy would have asked his boss to play the part even if someone else won the bet.

The plan was to show up at Eggsy's house late in the evening of Christmas Eve in a full Santa costume and give little Daisy her Christmas presents. Eggsy had had an early dinner with her mum and baby sister, as they could not travel to Eggsy's grandma's house that day because of the snowstorm.

It was still snowing outside when Eggsy sneaked Harry in through his bedroom window. He just arrived from work in his work clothes, carrying all the Santa stuff in a matching bag. He dropped everything on the floor and shook some remaining snowflakes from his coat and hair.

-Eggsy, you can open the freaking front door, there's no need for me to sneak like I'm robbing the house.

-C'mon Haz, we cannot run the risk of mum and Dais catching you and spoiling the whole thing.

-Wait, your mother doesn't know I'm here?

-Ahh, no, not quite... I was waiting to introduce you two.

Harry sighed.

-I understand that you're concerned about what your mother may think about the two of us being together, but I think the later we deal with this the more awkward it's going to become.

Eggsy quickly cut in.

-Look, let's talk this through after the holidays, okay? This is very important for me, and daisy. Just a few more days, okay?

Eggsy's eyes could convince Harry of doing the worst stuff. He could understand the worries of the younger man about what his mom would think of his boyfriend. His mother was the only close family member the man had in his life and he would bend over backward to make her proud. It still hurt Harry a little, though he would never tell his boy.

-That'd be fine, after the holidays.

-Thanks Haz- Eggsy hugged Harry's neck and pulled in for a kiss. Harry pulled him by the waist and returned the kiss. He had his coat wet from the storm still on and Eggsy slipped his hands under it to caress his neck and chest. He grabbed a hold of Harry's belt and shirt and started to untuck it. Harry stopped his hand with his own but didn't break the contract

-I think I can undress by myself, darling-he said softly. Eggsy smiled cheekily and puts his mouth to the other man's ear.

-Too bad I need to check on Daisy now, just to check she is asleep. He kissed his cheek- be right back, gets dressed.

-Right, the less time I'm into this costume, the better for everyone.

Eggsy laughed and flew out of the room. Daisy was fast asleep on her princess bed and his mum must be in the bathroom, having a long winding down spa treatment, after the few days of cooking and shopping she had had. it would take a fairly long time for her to be ready for bed so it gave both of them. Eggsy had a couple of gifts for her mom hidden in his room, as well as one for çharry that was in the back of the closet. He hurried back downstairs to get them and what he saw as soon as he arrived in the living room almost made him trip and fall.

-So, please clear this up for me- Harry was half dressed as Santa Claus: the red pants and boots were on, as well as the white t-shirt and the unbuttoned coat. Eggsy had never seen Harry dressed in any less than absolutely fine clothes, so the big, red fat man suit was a drastic change. Harry was a fairly tall and slim man and Eggsy could not convince him to wear stuffing under the clothes to make it more realistic. The version Harry was pulling off, however, made Eggsy think of the start of a Christmas-themed porn movie.