The Beginning (aka. The Prologue)

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It was a peaceful saturday morning. The birds were chirping and the sun was shining on the small but life-filled city where our protagonist lives in. Profily woke up like every other morning: He grabbed his phone and looked at it for a few minutes before getting out of bed to prepare his daily morning cup of coffee, noticing through the window that the mailbox has a couple of old letters from the IRS. Looks at the calendar, November 29th, he already knew the rutine: They would come, knock on the door and he would hide in the freezer until they leave, for every month, every year and every decade. He is inside the kitchen, enjoying the fresh air.

-Oh man, I love coffee! But you know what I love more?
Profily turns to watch a photograph of him in BFB, with a message written with a marker that says 'Profily solos BFB'.

-My I N C R E D I B L E acting!
Looks at it proudly, even if he only acted for a few episodes. Sips some coffee with a smug ass face

He would hear some knocking on the door and inmediately fling himself towards the freezer, breaking it in the process.

-...I'm sure I can fix that with some duck tape.
Tries hiding in a cardboard box and carefully walks towards the door with the disguise, then opens the noor and...

-Hello si-... What.
The delivery man looks down at the cardboard box, mad.

-..Uh... Profily isn't home!
Fake laughs, knowing he's fucked.

-Just- take the letter.
Hands over the letter to Profily, not even knowing what the guys is doing.

He quickly picks it up and begins silently reading the letter, that is until the delivery man closes the box with Profily still inside, throwing him inside the van and quickly gets to driving.

-OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAHHH- OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK- AAAAAAAAAAAA-

-SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE'RE TAKING YOU WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG!

-what.

-I'm talking about jail, dumbass. You've been commiting tax evasion for more than 7 years.

-Oh! Right!

-Okay, now be quiet.

-..Ok-

-I said quiet.

-But-

-CUT IT OFF!

Profily:

The van continues the driving

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The van continues the driving... Until CH. 1

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 18, 2023 ⏰

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