Merry Chroomers

Eisige Rutsche (💕)

Welcome. I'll just start with a short thanks. First, I'd like to thank the floor, without which I wouldn't be standing here. Was that english? I don't fucking know, man.

Let's get started.

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All six teenagers, some younger, some older were packed into thick clothes. Their fingers were trying to escape the could through gloves, but they didn't seem to help much. Some who hadn't pulled their scarf up to their nose felt their nose and cheeks slowly starting to hurt from the frosty air around them.

"Why are we outside again?" the one with the platin blonde hair asked. Her hands were stuffed into two pairs of gloves and she was clearly wearing at least three layers of tops underneath her winter coat.

"Leo wanted to show us their chicken!" another one of the six exclaimed. Their hair was dark, only a few strands were escaping from the black beanie they were wearing. On their red, freezing nose, matching with the even redder cheeks, there were sitting glasses, an obvious hint that they would be blind without those. Despite the cold, it wouldn't make much sense for them to pull up their green and silver striped scarf, since it would fog up the glasses and they would see even less than if they'd take the glasses off.

Leo, appearently, looked up from- what were they doing? They all looked over to them, just to see them standing in the snow, having just finished a picture with their footprints. "Uh, yeah, sure!" they mumbled, then they looked down again, trying to find the best way out of the snow without destroying their artwork, until they seemingly decided that it didn't really matter and just walked right through it. Now, instead of a heart, there was a broken heart in the snow.

Cheerful chattering filled the air, as they made their way down to the chicken. "What were their names again?" another girl with glasses asked. Her locks were dyed a nice red-ish colour, reminding of Leo's pencil sharpener. It fit her very well.

"So the oldest one is called Blau. Which means blue, for the non-german-speaking ones here. Then we've got Hell, Bunt and Dunkel. Which means light, colourful and dark, again, for the non-german-speakers. And the youngest ones are Yuna, Lilly, Grauer Hahn and Brauner Hahn. Which means Yuna, Lilly, Grey Cock and Brown Cock, just so that the-"

"You don't have to repeat it again," the non-german-speaking human interrupted. And also the only guy of the six, if I recalled that right. Does anyone have any rejeictions? No? Beautiful.

"Great. Everything clear, Carina?" Leo turned to look at the girl with the red curls, but she had forgotten to pay attention. Her eyes were locked on the girl with the green-silver scarf, glimmering as if she was looking at diamonds. "They're at it again. We have to change something about this. They can't keep flirting and crushing on eachother without getting together. I mean, they literally painted sweaters for eachother for December third. If that isn't gay, then I don't fucking know either."

Now the platin blonde girl joined back in on the conversation. "They got eachother sweaters? Gay. But why didn't I know about this?"

"'Cause you refuse to release your inner Goethe, Lou. Opfer." Hava, this was the name of the sixth human in the friend group that called itself "The Roomers" explained and stuck her tongue out at Lou.

Lou gasped for air in shock, ready for this fight. "I never said that!"

"But you're not in the group chat, so-," the oldest one (still Hava) blew a rasberry at Lou and turned around to run in advance. All the others, except the two love birds, watched in slow-motion as she stepped on ice, lost balance and fell backwards. With a yell, they landed on their most precious part of their body. The Gesäß.

"Is your Sitzfleisch okay!?" Leo yelled, then immediately started laughing, more about the word "Sitzfleisch" than the rest of the situation.

Due to the mention of this peculiar word, Lina suddenly found interest in what was happening around them. "Did I hear "Sitzfleisch"?!"

Leo was too busy laughing about the word "Sitzfleisch", Lou was laughing at Hava, Carina didn't have a clue either and Rye... Yeah, what the fuck was Riley doing? Reading Shameless fics? Smh.

THEY'RE BACK TO THE LAND OF LIVING!!!

So. Leo and Lou were laughing, Carina was being clueless, Hava was trying to get up, but kept falling, Rye was laughing and trying to get to Hava, and- oh, they fell. They even slid down further than where Hava was, and Leo couldn't help but add the "weeee" that Rye appearently forgot to yell while sliding.

"Freunde, sind eure Sitzfleisch- wait, English. Friends, are your Sitzfleisch alright?!" Lina screamed, trying to be louder than her three hysterically laughing friends.

Hava, a very stubborn human of nature, was still trying to get up. At least they had been until Rye slid by them, so they did the only thing that seemed reasonable to them. When they failed yet another time to stand on their feet, they just used their hands to shove themselves forward, which was all it took for Hava to slide right after Rye.

This wouldn't have been a problem, if Hava didn't lose control and was now heading directly for the poor boy. "RYEEE," Hava screetched like a five year old kid, making flocks of birds fly away. In the close distance, one could hear a cock squeal in response as Hava hit Riley's back.

"Ow," Rye exclaimed, the sound making them sound more british than anything that day.

Just seconds later, someone hit Hava's back with an excited "Huii!" Hava turned around to look her abuser in the face. Fogged up glasses and the scarf pulled above their nose didn't help solving the case much, but the "Hui" had been enough evidence that it was Carina, who seemed to have purposefully slid down the icy asphalt. "Hello!" Carina greeted the two on the ground sitting ones cheerfully.

They didn't even manage to reply, because someone suddenly screamed "Wohooo!" very loudly. And then someone slid against Carina's back. Even though Leo had brought a lot of force with them, Carina didn't flinch even a slight bit. Fast-forward, two minutes later, they all were freezing off their Sitzfleisch, because Lina and Lou had decided to join them, too.

"Could we please get up now? I'm cold," Rye bibbered, trying to free themselves from Hava's grip. Lou just got up, being the last one, since she'd hesitated but then Hava called her a "Weichei" (Wimp) so obviously Lou had to prove that she was a brave woman. Still not a Grffyindor though, that had been left behind in 2020.

Anyways, they all got up, helping each other to do so. In the end, they only stayed to look at the chicken three minutes (in which two of those, Leo tried to point out which chicken had which name). Then they had been too cold for staying outside any longer, which had been the reason for them go back inside. Luckily, they managed that without any further incidents.