Joke chapter, this is only dumb quotes cause I can
Freddy: Anyone d- Gregory: Depressed? Sundrop: Drained? Moondrop: Dumb? Rion: Disliked? Freddy: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Gregory: How do you connect with a fictional character? Rion: What? Freddy: What? Sundrop: What?
Moondrop: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Sundrop: Did you bring Freddy? Gregory, gesturing to Moondrop: No, but I brought the next best thing. Sundrop: Moondrop? The next best thing would be Rion.
Moondrop: I would be offended, but Rion is freakishly strong.
(This is true, Rion comes later in the story, he is freakishly strong)
Moondrop: Time for plan G. Rion: Don't you mean plan B? Moondrop: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Freddy: What about plan D? Moondrop: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Sundrop: What about plan E? Moondrop: I'm hoping not to use it. Gregory dies in plan E. Gregory: I like plan E.
Rion: I've done a lot of dumb stuff. Sundrop: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Freddy: I recorded the dumb stuff. Moondrop: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Gregory: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Moondrop: Where's Sundrop, Gregory, and Rion? Freddy: They're playing hide and seek. Moondrop: Where?
Freddy: I don't think you get how this game works.
Gregory: Sundrop's refusing to wear their glasses! Sundrop: Gregory, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch. Sundrop: *points to Freddy* Freddy. Sundrop: *points to Rion* Rion.
Sundrop: *points to Moondrop* Sasquatch.
Freddy: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Moondrop: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Gregory: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Sundrop: What was the color called before then?
Rion: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Sundrop: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Moondrop: Several traffic violations. Gregory: Three counts of resisting arrest. Rion: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Freddy: Also, that's not our car.
Moondrop: Are we really going to let Freddy keep Gregory?
Rion: We kept Sundrop. Moondrop: I'm stealing Gregory
*Everyone is giving advice to Gregory* Freddy: It's okay to ask for help. Rion: You're not a burden. Moondrop: Murder is okay. Sundrop: Your feelings matter.
(This one is just perfect lol! Moon would say that)
Gregory: Look guys, I need help. Sundrop: Love help? Freddy: Financial help? Rion: Emotional help? Moondrop: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Moondrop* Moondrop: What?
Freddy: You're a loose cannon, Rion. Rion: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Gregory: I think you play by your own rules. Sundrop: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Freddy: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Rion: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Moondrop is a loose cannon. Moondrop: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Rion! Sundrop: I'd say Moondrop's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing. Gregory: Now I'm just confused. Is Rion a loose cannon or not?Freddy: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Rion: *groans*
Moondrop: Aw, man.
Gregory: There's no meeting today because Freddy is at the police station. Rion: They're in jail?! Sundrop: We have to get them out! Moondrop: Jailbreak! I'm in! Sundrop: I'll dress up and distract the guard! Moondrop: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards! Rion: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot- Gregory: No! Freddy wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
Sundrop: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Moondrop: IT. Gregory: Annabelle. Rion: Paranormal Activity.
Freddy: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Sundrop: What makes you all smile? Rion: Friends and Family. Moondrop: Snacks. Freddy: Victory and success. Gregory: Face muscles.
Sundrop: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Sundrop, to Rion: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Moondrop, to Gregory: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Freddy: There are two types of people.
(I love that one lol)
Sundrop: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Sundrop: *sees Gregory shoving Moondrop into the washing machine while Rion records and Freddy watches* Sundrop: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Gregory: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Freddy, Sundrop, Moondrop, and Rion: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Sundrop: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rion will and will not eat. Freddy: Grass? Yes! Sundrop: Moss? Yes!! Freddy: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Sundrop: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Freddy: Worms? Sometimes! Sundrop: Rocks? Usually nah. Freddy: Twigs? Usually! Sundrop: Gregory's cooking? Inconclusive! Moondrop: How did you... test this? Sundrop: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it. Moondrop: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Gregory: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Moondrop: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Freddy: Try and calm myself down! Gregory: Sleep. Sundrop: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Rion: I don't.
Gregory: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Moondrop: .... Freddy: ..... Sundrop: ...... Rion: ..Who? Gregory: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Rion*
Gregory: Rules were made to be broken. Freddy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Moondrop: Uh, piñatas. Rion: Glow sticks. Glitchtrap: Karate boards. Sundrop: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Gregory: Rules.
Freddy:
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Sundrop, Freddy, and Rion: *spinning a little and talking*
Moondrop, Glitchtrap, and Gregory: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Vanessa: A mouse! Rion, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you. Freddy, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal! Glitchtrap, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy. , gasping: It's Ratatouille! Moondrop: His name is Remi, dummy. Vanessa: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
Sundrop: What did you get for their birthday? Rion: I got them a kitten. Sundrop: Really? Me too! Gregory: I also got them a cat. Freddy: Looks like we had the same idea. Rion: Vanessa, please tell me you didn't get a cat as well! Vanessa: ...I got them a kitten. *later*
Rion, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
Moondrop, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Rion: Hey. Freddy: Hi. Glitchtrap: Hello. Sundrop: Hey! Moondrop: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Rion: We were out of Doritos.
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