SCP-173: SCP-049! My face is on fire!
SCP-049: SCP-173! Are you ok?!
SCP-173: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
SCP-049: But your face is on fire.
SCP-173: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
SCP-049: ...173 you don't even have hair-
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The SCP Bois being a bunch of idiots (Life At The Foundation AU)
HumorJust a bunch of SCPs Being Idiots, inspired from a lot of SCPs on crack books so yeah (Also this is an AU and pardon the no cover my iPad isn't working properly)