Alternative Shaving

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SCP-173: SCP-049! My face is on fire!

SCP-049: SCP-173! Are you ok?!

SCP-173: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

SCP-049: But your face is on fire.

SCP-173: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

SCP-049: ...173 you don't even have hair-

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