Husband and wife ancient struggle plan

Chapter 24

 Tian Sanlang is just a bit of a jerk who is addicted to gambling, but he is not stupid. The fruit tree in the backyard is his mother's lifeblood. If he is caught, he must be taught a lesson.

So after picking the fruits from the fruit trees in the backyard of the Tian family in the middle of the night, he carried a big basket on his back and ran to the entrance of the town to squat with two baskets, preparing to wait until dawn and when the gate of the town opened, he would go in and pick up the fruits. Change it to silver!

Even if Mrs. Qian finds out at that time, the fruit will be plucked, sold and sold, and the money will be spent, so let's teach the lesson, anyway, it will be nothing more than a beating.

The fruit tree of the Tian family was brought back with great difficulty when Mr. Tian went out with the caravan to fight for his life. It is called the red fruit tree, and it is a rare thing.

Although Nanming also has them, there are not many of them. A fruit can be sold for more than 20 yuan, which is more expensive than apples, which are rare in everyone's eyes. It is something that rich masters enjoy.

Every year, Tian's family earns several taels of silver from this fruit tree, which can be used as two acres of land, so Qian's is very close to this fruit tree.

Every morning, noon and night, she had to check it herself, counting the number of fruits on the tree, and she knew exactly how many leaves the fruit tree had!

Tian Sanlang is also a bastard, don't care about the consequences after his mother finds out, anyway, selling the fruit for money is the most important thing now.

So when Mrs. Qian went to the backyard for a routine inspection in the morning, she found that the whole fruit tree was standing there naked, and after Tian Sanlang disappeared without a trace, Mrs. Qian was so angry that she almost couldn't catch her breath...

Regardless of Tian Sanlang Qian Shi was blown away. In Zhangjiacun, Lu Yang got up before dawn, excited and excited, although he didn't know what he was excited about.

Perhaps it was because he thought that he would not need to be alone soon, that he would be able to have delicious meals immediately, and that after nightfall, there would be people chatting at home. In short, after washing his face, brushing his teeth, changing into his wedding clothes and bringing big red flowers, Lu Yang then set off towards Canghe Village.

Today, a daughter and a younger brother of Tian's family got married at the same time.

When Lu Yang arrived, Fang Xiucai, the partner of the big house Tian Yue'er, from the town also came to welcome her.

Compared to Lu Yang who wore a wedding dress and hung a big red flower and went into battle alone, the Fang family's talented husband is much more upscale.

Even though the Fang family scholar looks a bit older, he is wearing a satin gown, a white jade crown on his head, and a donkey on his feet. Behind him is a parade welcoming team with drums and gongs .

Other than that, the most conspicuous thing is the bridal sedan chair. Except for the rich lords in the town, it is rare for ordinary people to get married in a bridal sedan chair, and there is no such thing in this country.

Originally, there is nothing wrong with Lu Yang coming to welcome his relatives like this today. It is not rude to marry a younger brother in a red wedding dress and bring big red flowers. The cloth strips went into battle.

But at this moment, under the ostentation of the Fang family's talents, this sets off the word shabby in capital letters on Lu Yang's forehead!

Especially Fang Xiucai, who was opposite him, stared at him up and down, shook his head, raised his chin slightly with a little pride, but deliberately said to him with sympathy.

"This young master is also here to greet the bride?" It would be

fine if he didn't ask, but the villagers around looked at Lu Yang and covered their mouths and smiled. It's not that they despise him. With big red flowers, the people around him are deserted and deserted, and the Fang family really doesn't look like they are married.

Lu Yang knew very well that he looked a little poor today, and he had heard that the daughter of the eldest son of the Tian family was also married today, and this person was a well-to-do scholar in the town. Thinking with his toes, he must be compared today .

However, he had already prepared himself before coming here, and being said a few words would not be a burden on his heart, especially in the eyes of the people here, in his eyes, it was really nothing!

If Fang Xiucai came here on a white horse with a welcoming team today, he might still be a little embarrassed.

After all, in the thinking of ordinary modern people, shouldn't marriages in ancient times be normal as in TV dramas with eight sedan chairs, tall horses, and a long and lively welcoming team?

Sun Xiucai's sedan chair did have sedan chairs, but they were very small sedan chairs. Although the welcoming team was full of bragging and drumming, there were only two or three people, and the one riding in the end was a small donkey.

This ostentation that looks good to the villagers is nothing like a modern person like Lu Yang. If you want to pay attention to ostentation, you can get a horse too. A donkey with a sedan chair is no different from a suit with slippers. I think it's better to pull the donkey out for a walk alone than this.

Although it was much more ostentatious than his single-handedly going into battle, it really didn't make Lu Yang feel embarrassed or embarrassed.

Besides, although he has no sedan chair, donkey, and drummer, he is not inferior to Sun Xiucai at all. At least he is younger than Sun Xiucai, and the good looks given by his parents also beat Sun Xiucai by a large margin.

In addition, there is a little difference between modern people and ancient people. Wherever he stands, at least the girls and brothers who are watching the fun are looking at him...

So, from the beginning to the end, Lu Yang really did not He took the comments from the people around him to heart, and didn't feel ashamed of himself, but Sun Xiucai's sudden question made Lu Yang feel a little subtle.

He is wearing a red wedding dress with big red flowers on it. Anyone who is not a fool will know that he is definitely here to greet his relatives and get married. Sun Xiucai asked this question knowingly, and it is clear that he is looking for a sense of presence here to embarrass him. !

Don't say that Sun Xiucai looked down on him, he didn't take Sun Xiucai seriously just now, but at this moment Sun Xiucai suddenly came to embarrass him, Lu Yang stared at Sun Xiucai who was thin and had a mustache like an old man in front of him Somewhat funny.

He doesn't know Sun Xiucai's real age, but because many scholars here are particular, they will grow beards after they are 30. This person must be more than 30 if he is not 40.

I heard that the eldest daughter of the Tian family is only 16 years old this year. In modern times, she is a high school student. With such an old man who is a typical old cow and eats young grass, is she still proud? Embarrassing others? It's too embarrassing to be a little bit!

Thinking of this, Lu Yang showed a naive smile on his face, and nodded, "Yes, I'm here to greet the relatives. The old uncle is also married today? What a coincidence..."

The villagers at the gate of Tian's house immediately fell silent when the old uncle exited. Sun Xiucai, who was sitting on the donkey, also froze.

But Lu Yang didn't seem to see it, he slapped his head after speaking, and continued.

"Look at my memory, the Tian family is married today by a girl and a younger brother, and I am marrying the younger brother of the third room of the Tian family. The old uncle is here to welcome the girl from the eldest room of the Tian family, right? If this is the case, the old uncle and I I still have to call you cousin-in-law, oh no, my little brother is older than the girl from Tian's family, so I have to call you cousin-in-law..."

"Hey, it doesn't seem wrong, old uncle looks at it It's my elder, it seems a little disrespectful for me to call you cousin...Forget it, old uncle, we call us, please, although your generation is younger than me, but you are older than me, I still I have to let you let you, old uncle, please first please..."

While speaking, Lu Yang made a modest gesture, with a silly smile on his face, and called out old uncles, so that Sun Xiucai's face turned dark.

The surrounding villagers also focused their attention on Sun Xiucai's face. Just now they were too busy looking at the sedan chair, the gong and drummer, and the donkey, but they ignored the groom's appearance.

Sun Xiucai is actually not ugly, but he is a bit older. This year he is thirty-five. Although the villagers pay more attention to the money in the man's family than his age, the thirty-five-year-old matches his sixteen-year-old family. The year-old girl is really a little bit unsatisfactory.

But he is a scholar, and he still has money in his family. The Sun family has a small cloth shop in the town, and the income is several hundred taels a year. This also makes up for the age gap. Many people in the village still envy him. Yes, people automatically ignore the not-so-satisfactory point.

But at this moment, Lu Yang pointed it out on purpose, and everyone couldn't help bringing this point to age, and their eyes wandered on Sun Xiucai's face.

In addition, Sun Xiucai grew a beard again, abruptly turning his thirty-five-year-old man into a forty-year-old uncle, and suddenly a broken-mouthed aunt covered her mouth and began to gossip quietly.

No, it seems that Lu Xianggong next to him really needs to call Sun Xiucai an old uncle. The village gets married early and has children. Tian Dalang seems to be only in his thirties this year, and there are not many sons-in-law and father-in-law in the village who are the same age...

The surrounding villagers laughed, and Sun Xiucai's face turned even darker. What he disliked most was that others said he was old, so he stared at Lu Yang and snorted coldly.

"Huh! Reckless man, don't conspire with each other!"

The words were so polite that the surrounding villagers were all illiterate, and none of them could understand them, but Lu Yang understood them. Unfortunately, he was born in the modern era when universal education was popularized. , is a bit of culture.

Even if he was a scumbag at the beginning and couldn't translate the whole sentence, but this reckless man is enough to guess what it means, this person is scolding him!

Lu Yang sneered in his heart, but there was still a silly smile on his face.

"Is this old uncle testing my knowledge? Hey, I'm not talented, and I've been studying for two days. The old uncle is so interested, and I'm making a fool of myself. Please ask the old uncle to give me an appreciation..."

Said, He turned his head to think about something, and then laughed loudly, "Yes! I have practiced a thousand hammers and hammered a needle, and I turned it upside down. The eyes are on the buttocks, and I only recognize the clothes but not the people... The old uncle read my poem How is it?" After the

words fell, the surrounding villagers burst out laughing, everyone didn't understand what Sun Xiucai said just now, and Lu Yang's poem before, but everyone understood the last two sentences, which are vulgar and easy to understand So straightforward!

Since you are swearing at people, then swear something that everyone can understand. If you make it so literary and artistic, others will think you are farting.

Sun Xiucai over there is a scholar who pursues elegance, and he doesn't use dirty words when swearing. He has never heard Lu Yang be so straightforward. He was so angry that his breath became short of breath.

However, Lu Yang didn't seem to see Sun Xiucai's anxious look, and continued to pretend to be stupid and said with a smile.

"It's getting late, I have to take my husband back to worship, so I won't continue nagging the old uncle, let's find a teahouse another day, and slowly appreciate the relationship between the eyes and the butt..."

said After that, Lu Yang tidied up his clothes, held his head high, and strode towards the gate of Tian's house with a smile on his face. We modern people have taken Chinese classes for two days!

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