A cadie story

Its the same thing

Caleb and Sadie both decided to get Sofia into drink actual milk and not Sadie's milk but she won't even eat cereal so they put the milk in a sippy cup but she won't even drink from that

9pm

Caleb: go back to sleep Cameron

*Cam just cries*

Sadie comes back into the room and picks him up before rocking him back and forth until he finally goes to sleep

Her leaving the room and going into his nursery setting him down in his crib before going back to her and Caleb's room and laying down

Sofia opens the door and goes to lay on top of Sadie

Sadie: what?

Sofia: milk?

Caleb: alright let's go downstairs

Sofia: no!

Caleb: alright then lay down and I'll be back

*caleb goes downstairs and fixes a sippy cup with milk before going back upstairs*

Caleb: here

Sofia grabs it and looks at it then starts crying

Caleb: what's wrong?

Sofia: I don't want that *cries*

Sadie: go dump this out

Caleb: okay

He goes to the bathroom and dumps the milk out in the sink before walking back into the room

Sofia: mama *cries*

Sadie rolls her eyes before grabbing a breast pump and pulling up her shirt and bra before starting to pump milk

Caleb stares at Sadie before he sighs and goes to lay down

Sofia: MAMA I WANT MILK! *cries*

Sadie finishes pumping it before grabbing the top of her cup and twisting it back on and gives it to Sofia

Sofia: I said I don't want this *cries*

Sadie: it's my milk girl damn!

*Sofia takes a sip of it before she starts crying again*

Sadie: go to sleep because I don't know what to tell you

Sofia: I want milk *cries*

Sadie: THAT IS FUCKING MILK MATTER FACT ITS MY GOD DAMN MILK!

Sofia startles a little from the suddenness before she starts crying

Caleb: woah Sadie she is three!

Sadie: I KNOW CALEB!

Caleb: sorry

Sadie: Sofia go to bed

Sofia: but I want milk *cries*

She wipes her tears with the back of her hand

Caleb: you have milk baby

Sofia: I don't want this

Sadie: its my milk sof

Sofia: I want that *cries*

Sadie: what baby?

Sofia: th..that

Sadie: stop crying and tell me what you want

Sofia: that *cries*

*She points at something*

Caleb: what?

Sadie: you want to be breastfed don't you?

Sofia: I just want milk *cries*

Caleb: that is milk

Sofia: no mama's milk! *cries*

Sadie: that is my milk

Sofia: I want your boob *cries*

Caleb looks at Sadie

Caleb: you thought her that?

Sadie: no she just drunk from it so much she learnt what it was

Sofia: I don't want that

Sadie: why not

Sofia: the nipple is not soft

Sadie's eyes widened while Caleb just burst into laughter

Sadie: so my nipples are soft?

Sofia: yes

Sadie: baby it's the same thing as drinking from my nipples

Sofia: it's not soft

Caleb: yeah your nipples are soft

Sadie: Caleb shut your ass up

Caleb: sorry

Sadie: come here

She hold out her arms before Sofia goes to her and Sadie puts Sofia in her lap and lifts up her shirt and bra

She literally attacks Sadie's boob before putting her arm over her mouth and on top of Sadie's breast

Sadie: did she eat?

Caleb: that's you and your vegan child

Sadie: okay first of all she eats meat just not like that

Caleb: she ate two chicken tenders out of the six she had

Sadie: ok and

Caleb: your the one who was like "did she eat?"

Sadie: I will smother you in your sleep

Caleb: okay damn