Lana: Is this mistletoe?
Kiawe: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Lana: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Kiawe: Yeah, no, it's still basil.
Lana: *angrily presses Ash against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Ash: ...
Ash: Are we about to kiss-
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Sophocles , Lillie, and Mallow: *spinning a little and talking*
Lana, Kiawe, and Ash: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Lillie to Ash, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Sophocles , in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Lana: That sounds so threatening...
Mallow: The Wedding Games...
Kiawe: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Ash: Beautiful.
Lillie: screw all of you!
Lillie: *dies*
Sophocles : Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Kiawe: Bullshit. One month.
Lana: Nah, half a month.
Ash, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LILLIE JUST DIED!
Mallow, scratching chin in thought: One week.
Clemont: Bonnie is so...
Chloe: Annoying?
Serena: Cute?
Goh: Funny?
Sophocles : Weird?
Clemont: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Goh*
Goh: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Iris: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Misty: Can I go to the pool?
Dawn: Sure, we'll go as soon as I'm free.
Misty: No, can I go by myself?
Dawn: You don't want to go with me?
Misty: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Dawn: It's the only way to establish dominance.
Ash: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Misty: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Ash: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Kiawe: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Chloe: *pulls back the curtain while Goh is showering*
Chloe: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of pokemon food?
Chloe: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Goh: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Goh: I'm terrible at expressing myself.
Ash: Don't worry, actions speak louder than words!
Goh: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
Dawn: Where's Tracey, Iris, and Lana?
Lillie: They're playing hide and seek.
Dawn: Where?
Lillie: I don't think you get how this game works.
Bonnie: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Ash: Well then whose is it?
Bonnie, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
May: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Bonnie: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
Mallow: May luck (and this picture of Sophocles eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
Chloe: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Goh: How the hell are you still alive?
Ash: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Iris: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
Misty: *watching their house burn down*
Misty:
Misty: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Bonnie: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Bonnie: Oh, look! A butterfree!
