Eric Cartman: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Phillip Pirrup: Nope, absolutely not.
Stan Marsh: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Kyle Broflovski: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Leopold Stotch: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Kenny McCormick: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
