Eric cartman: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Stan marsh: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Kyle broflovski: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Kenny McCormick: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Leopold Stotch: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Phillip Pirrup: ...
Phillip Pirrup: I have emotional scars.
