Fate: Hammer Time

Chapter 28: The First Day of Class

"I hope the meal is still to your liking, Fujimura-Sensei, even if Senpai isn't here to help prepare it." Sakura said softly, watching intently as the English teacher ate the food she'd just prepared.

"Nonsense, Sakura. The food is delicious." The brown-haired woman made sure to swallow her mouthful of food before replying, having been scolded plenty of times by the purple-haired girl for her regular failures to observe proper manners, but started shovelling her lunch into her mouth again almost immediately after.

"I agree completely." Ayako added her own two cents, having finished her own portion some time ago. Her smile was full of fondness, but also contained a hint of exasperation. "And I believe we have told you so a thousand times before already. Are you just fishing for compliments or something? Because if you are, you can just say so."

"O-Oh, well..." Sakura blushed slightly at being called out like that. "I-I d-do like your kind words."

"You're the best." Ayako stated right away, placing her hand on her heart to show her sincerity. "You are kind, sweet, gentle, intelligent, beautiful, sexy, wonderful, and the way you blush when you are being complimented is just the cutest, yes, just like you are doing now, I really like that. Am I missing anything, Rin?"

"Please don't call my little sister 'sexy' in front of me." The addressed girl grumbled, her eyes half-closed and her hair in disarray, still not fully awake after being roused from her futon by the smell of lunch only thirty minutes prior. "And don't look at her with your leering eyes either. I am still not happy about this, you know."

'This' being their relationship, with each other and with Shirou. After Shirou had blown their cover upon leaving for London, Ayako and Sakura had had to confess everything under the heavy questioning of Rin and the exuberant need for gossip from Fujimura-Sensei.

Safe to say that Rin hadn't been impressed, but mercifully, she had agreed to stay silent about it, at least until Shirou was back. Neither Sakura nor Ayako had any doubts about what would happen then though.

Rin would probably give them an epic lecture.

"Oof." Ayako pouted, looking away from Sakura. "Fine, I'll wait until you have left, then I'll go down on Sakura twice as hard."

"Fujimura-Sensei! Ayako is saying outrageous things again." Rin didn't even bother replying to the brunette, appealing directly to the highest authority present instead. Unfortunately for her however, the teacher wasn't nearly as proper and disciplined as she had hoped.

"I'm sorry, Tohsaka-chan, but I have waited too long for them to get together to get between them now." Fujimura-Sensei shrugged, having just finished her meal and wiping her mouth with a napkin. "Besides, there's no need to worry. It's not like they can get pregnant together or anyth-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence!" It was now Rin's turn to go bright red, shooting to her feet as she slammed her hands down on the table. "What are you even talking about?! Aren't you a teacher?!"

"That goes a little far even for me." Ayako admitted with an impressed look, while Sakura was hiding her burning face with her apron.

"Why are you reacting so calmly, Mitsuzuri?!" At least Rin was wide awake now, her earlier sleepy mood having shifted to stupefied indignation very quickly. "S-Sakura, you say something about this!"

"...I don't mind it if Ayako calls me sexy." It was not what Rin was hoping for, Sakura knew that, but it was all she could offer at the moment. "It's a bit early for s-s-sex though. Maybe later."

"...Where is Emiya-kun when I need him?"

'RING-RING'

The sound of the house's phone going over broke off the increasingly silly discussion, as all the inhabitants and guests of the Emiya-estate turned towards the device at once.