Xiao Ling gets bitches

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"I'm Xiao Ling and I get the most bitches. Let's go to a group chat," Xiao Ling said.

IN DA GROUP CHAT

"So, then I was like, 'L+Ratio+Bozo," Sonic said to Baller and Amy.

"Hahaha, Sonic, you're so funny!" Amy said, laughing at Sonic. 

"Yeah, but stop posting about BALLER," Baller said.

"Xiao Ling does not think that was funny," Xiao Ling said blankly.

"Oh my god, Xiao Ling! You're so annoying!" Sonic yelled, blushing from seeing Xiao Ling.

"Xiao Ling says that's not what your mom said to me last night," Xiao Ling said, smirking.

"I don't have a mom," Sonic said.

BALLER HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT

"Baller must have gotten his iPad taken away," Amy said. 

Mr. Clean walked in with Patrick Star, talking about how mayonnaise is, in fact, an instrument.

"Sonic, Xiao Ling wants to talk to you in another room, " Xiao Ling said.

"Ew, no, bozo," Sonic said, covering his face to hide his face.

"Xiao Ling wants to talk to you," he insisted.

"Fine," Sonic said.

Xiao Ling, Sonic, Patrick, and Mr. Clean walk into a different room and close the door.

All you could hear was, "GULP GULP GULP GULP. GULP GULP GULP GULP."

After a few hours, they all left the room.

"So, what happened in there?" Baller asked.

"We did stuff," Sonic said.

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