Dummy goes to jail for dating a minor (Cashdummy angst)

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Cashier and Dummy were in the convenience store drinking bloxy cola like normal when suddenly the police bust through the door!!!!

"FBI OPEN UP!!" The police scream, even though they are already inside.

"Why are you here police, I didn't even call you. The annoying kid hasn't sotle anything in a while," Cashier says. "*stole"

"We're here to take them to jail," The police point to Dummy. "They commit crime."

"What crime?" Cashier asked. "They didn't steal anything tho."

"They're dating you, they are adult and you are minor," The police said.

"Oh," Cahsier said in the most monotonous voice ever.

"lol," Dummy says, speaking for the first time in this story.

"wut" Cashier said.

"So we'll be arresting Dummy now." Police say.

"ok," Cashier and Dummy say.

And the police arrest Dummy and then Cashier died from drinking too much bloxy cola.

And that kids is why you don't drink bloxy cola!