A young boy dressed ridiculous in his family heritage as a girl embarrassed walking to his grandmother's house alone
Boy: Please don't be like great grandmother Red?
He stops at the sight of a young wolf girl napping against a tree as he deadpanned about his day before walking past her
Boy: Nope...!
The wolf wakes up seeing a young girl alone carrying a basket in the woods and her stomach growls before stalking the young child before he stops getting agitated
Boy: Go away... I don't want you to follow me!
The wolf surprised that the girl actually a boy before he looks at her as he angry
Wolf: Your a boy?
Boy: Yes... I didn't want to do this. I have bearmace and I will use it!
Wolf: Ok... your off my menu! Anyway where you going squirt?
Boy: Nope...!
He walks away stunning the wolf as he not wanting to do this skit with a wolf girl as she following the boy at a distance
Boy: Leave me alone Wolfette!
Wolf: Well I'm going in the direction your going!
The boy just grumbles before sitting down as in a anger huff
Boy: Fine carry on... don't let the bushes spank you!
The wolf girl looks impressed by his strategy but she sits beside him wagging her fluffy grey tail
Wolf: Hmm why the outfit?
Boy: It traditionally to wear for the first born... and I got stuck due to my sister being sick!
Wolf: Aren't you just cute I can eat you up?
She see a large canister of bearmace in her face as she see the boy's face
Boy: No... my family has dark history with wolves!
Wolf: Well your dressed as a girl and your vulnerable... and not all wolves are b-
Her stomach soon betrays her and gets sprayed with the mace as she screams in pain on the ground as the boy continues forward to his grandmother's house and on his way back home he stops by the crying wolf girl and dumps water on her face as he walks away from her as she growls
Wolf: Well played kid... I'll get you next time!
Next month
The boy once again taking the trip as his sister with him as her dimwitted nature delaying their progress
Girl: F/n... the woods aren't that dangerous!
F/n: Quiet Red... she stalking us! Come on out Wolf... really I'm not an idoit!
The wolf girl comes out as she growling feral like as she looks at F/n
Red: Brother... why did you piss her off?
F/n: Well... I warned her about the bearmace I had!
She puts on protective goggles to sheild her eyes from his mace
Wolf: Two meals for one!
F/n pulls out a cow prod as the wolf stiffens as he holds it
F/n: Red go to grams I'll be fine... just chatting with her!
Red runs past the wolf as they stare at each other
F/n: Sooo what your kind hard on with my family?
Wolf: Your family shouldn't be alive to this day... I'll be sure to correct it soon!
