I woke up with a loud yawn and stretched my arms and legs out before hopping down and getting out of bed. I quickly picked out some clothes that I bought yesterday and jumped in the shower. As the water ran down my head and the rest of my body. I imagined the dream last night, Zach caressing my face and reaching in to kiss me. I shivered and quickly finished washing up before jumping out and sliding my clothes on. I had chosen a tight athletic muscle shirt and some athletic pants, accentuating my figure closely enough to draw eyes but loose enough so as not to call too much attention to myself. I sighed, I liked shopping for clothes with Erica but did she really have to make me look, good? I glanced in the mirror and saw that I did admittedly look better in the clothes that she had picked out for me. I quietly went into the kitchen to find a note from my mom saying that she would be gone with some friends for the whole day so I could help myself to whatever was in the fridge. I sighed and poured myself a glass of orange juice while munching on a granola bar for breakfast. I twirled my hair while watching Black Butler on the computer. I sat there for close to half and hour when Erica burst in through our back door and dumped a bunch of her art stuff all over my floor. I jumped up, startled, and she jumped up and down babbling nonsense so quickly that I had to calm her down before I could understand her.
"I know how to get you together with Zach!" She exclaimed excitedly as she sped around the room frantically. "I got the idea from Junjou Romantica!!!" I stared at her and blinked rapidly. " So, let me get this straight, your going to try and set me up with Zach, based on ideas given to you by Yaoi?" She nodded excitedly and I groaned inwardly. " Remember that scene where Usagi kisses Misaki when he is crying because Usagi tries so hard for unfulfilled love from Misaki's brother?" I nodded, " And what does this have to do with me and Zach?" She stared at me, exasperated, "Well you obviously have to cry in a desperate effort to share your compassion for him because of his recent break-up with his girlfriend! It will be so romantic and cute and SMEXY!!!" I stared at her dancing around the room in complete disbelief. "Wait a minute!? Zach broke up with his girlfriend?" She nodded and grinned, "All the better for you right?' I shook my head, "No, I feel sorry for him, Why would I want him to break up with someone he cares about? I shouldn't take advantage of him like that." She sighed and gave me a pleading look that made me fell like I was drowning a puppy. I crossed my arms, " Ugh, fine, Ill go along with your plan" She giggled and then sat on the bed, serious again. She folded her arms and looked at me up and down. "Nope, not inviting enough. You won't do at all." I looked at her, completely confused. "What do you mean I won't do at all?" She nodded, "You don't look pitiful or inviting enough for Zach to want to seduce you." I rolled my eyes, "I don't want him to seduce me!" She looked at me, smirking. "I doubt you mean that Mr. Trips 'accidentally' and almost falls on his groin'" I blushed and sighed in defeat. This was going to be a long day. "Okay so first of all, your clothes are much too close stitched to be of any use to us right now" She handed me a part of athletic pants with buttons on the side along with a tighter pair of white boxer briefs. I grumbled but left the room to go change. When I came back, I found her giggling while watching Grell and his antics. I sighed, so much for her master plan. I walked back out to get her something to eat when she tugged me by the shirt and made me crash to the floor. "O no you don't, we're not even close to being done mister!" I sighed "B-but you were just....you....." I gave up and let her drag me back into my room. "Okay, first things first, we need to be able to see some of your boxers." I turned scarlet and blushed while backing into the corner of my bed. "O no, nonononono, that is one thing that is never happening!!!" She looked at me, grabbed my ear and pulled my in front of her. "Ok so first we need to rearrange how these buttons are so he can see slightly into your pants." I turned scarlet and scowled. She set to work methodically, putting buttons into the wrong holes so you could pretty much see into my pants but no so much as to look messy. I squirmed and she pulled my pants down slightly so the top band of them were visible above my waist line. She looked at me and nodded "There, now to fix your hair." I sighed and sat down and waited as she came out with a brush and gel and styled my hair. She didn't do a half bad job, it looked casual yet slightly tussled. She smiled and proclaimed me the "best work she has done yet." I sighed yet giggled along with her and we set off on our endeavor to get Zach to apparently "seduce me". Despite my obstinate refusals. I sighed....another long day in the life of Alex.
