Who Made Me a Princess

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Child!Y/n - What happens when you die?
Dad!Anastacius - You go to heaven
Child!Y/n - No, I mean when you die do i get your stuff?!

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*Y/n trying to comfort a crying baby*
Y/n - What is your fucking problem?
Felix - Try singing to it!
Y/n - Whaaaat iiiiis yooour fuuuuckiiiiing proooooblem?

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Judge!Roger - How do you plead?
*Y/n looking at Ijekiel*
*Ijekiel mouthing 'not guilty'*
Y/n - Hot fruity

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Cop, arresting Lucas - You have the right to remain silent
Y/n, alongside Lucas getting arrested too - Bold of you to assume that he has the ability to

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Scenario: The squad visiting the zoo

Athanasia - What are they in for?
Felix - This isn't a prison.
Lucas - So they can leave?
Felix - Well...no
Y/n, pointing at a panda - I bet that one killed someone

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Y/n - Are you mad?
Athanasia - No
Y/n - So sharpening knives at 2 am is just a FUCKING hobby?