You Can't Change a Person!

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Y/n - Would you rather stab God or-Darjeeling - Stab GodY/n - But I didn't even say the other option Darjeeling - Stab God

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Y/n - Would you rather stab God or-
Darjeeling - Stab God
Y/n - But I didn't even say the other option
Darjeeling - Stab God

God - Not going to lie, I still feel a bit unsafe up here. Does anyone else feel the same way?

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Sasha - Hey, why are you always wearing black? Who's funeral are you going to?
Y/n - Yours. If you don't stop
Darjeeling in the corner, wiping her tears - I taught her so well

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Lilith - What's your strength?
Y/n - I can flirt flawlessly with anyone
Lilith - What's your weakness?
Y/n - Those beautiful glistening golden eyes of yours.

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Hekate - That's not funny
Y/n - I thought it was funny
Jeff - You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Carlyle - Y/n, what are you doing?
Y/n - I'm making ramen
Carlyle - Your suppose to boil water...not put it in microwave
Y/n - What do you know?
Carlyle - I know that you're doing it wrong!

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Y/n - This is dirt
Ronwe - Delicious
Y/n - .....
You know the D in Dirt stands for 'Do not eat this'
Ronwe - Well, the I stands for 'I will eat it anyways'
Y/n - The R stands for 'Rowne you blockhead'
Berith, bursting through the door, waving rainbow flags - THE T STANDS FOR 'TRANS RIGHTS!!'

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