UNO NIGHT!!! 04

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      Well.... Alastor killed them.... Both.
Not that I care but still.. in front of my salad?
Anyway we are in the process of playing Uno.

The twist is, if you have to pick up a card, you have to take a shot.
So in other words.... This whole night was a fuckin disaster.

"Haha fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you annnnd" As soon as it hit Al I put my middle finger down. "Your cool but UNO OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!" I yell, placing the last Uno card of mine.

Husk groaned and slammed his head on the table. "I don't know why we still have Uno night. You always fucking win."

I just chuckled. "Husker my friend, you got to play and get better so you can beat the master of Uno."

He just picked up his head and rolled his eyes. Everybody was drunk. Not Nifty though, we gave her juice. She may be old in demon years but she still looks like a child soo...

Anyway, Charlie and Vaggie decided to pack it in. Vaggie carried Charlie into her room. Well as best she could anyway.

Husk went back behind his bar, and Nifty went to either clean or sleep. Angel said he was going to the strip club.

Everyone left so now it's just me and Al.
"Well my dear, I think it's best if we turn in to sleep. Come on, I'll take you back."

He did. He took me back. But here's the thing, it was early in the morning and I haven't gotten sleep. I checked the time and realized that Lucifer and his brothers are already up.

It was too late to go back now. I sighed.
"Thanks for walking me back Al. I don't know what I'd do without you."
His smile widens and let out his famous radio chuckle. "Why of course dear! What kind of gentleman would I be if I didn't walk you back?" I smile back a him.

As we arrived to the gate, I looked at Alastor. "I can walk the rest of the way. I'll be fine." I know how stubborn he is, but I didn't want anyone to know that he's from a different Hell.

I just shook my head. They were gonna find out one way or another.

I groaned, a horrible headache settling in. "Are you alright dear?" Alastor asked, worry evident in his voice. I smiled a bit, remembering when Alastor showed true concern.

I look back at him and nod. "Yeah, just a headache. Here's the door." He goes to open it but the door is already slammed open. I jump a bit in shock while Alastor eyes just went a little wide, clearly taken off guard.

"Mammon..?" His face was pale but when he saw me he regained his color. "(y/n)! Ya gotta tell Lucifer that I didn't know ya left!"

I look over Mammon's shoulder and saw Lucifer with the most scariest expression Ive ever saw- wait no- that was Alastor.
But Lucifer got second place.

" Yoo Lucifer... Look.. we can work things out-" "Whose he." Lucifer asked in a serious tone. He felt too much power from this demon. He doesn't recognize him at all. Usually a demon this strong would be a noble or part of royalty.

"Hm? Oh this is my best bud! Al meet Lucifer. Lucifer meet Al." Alastor looked confused.

"(y/n)... Dear are you sick? He clearly isn't that sorry excuse of the ruler of hell."

Lucifer seemed a bit- no. REALLY offended from that. And really confused. I sighed and rubbed my aching forehead.
"Come on, I'll explain everything.

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"So your saying..." Lucifer began. "That there are two different Hell's?" Al finished. I was about to respond until a blue portal opened up and I saw the office of I.M.P. and along with that... A confused Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona.

At this point I just started crying. "DUDE I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN! IM TOO TIRED FOR THISSSS!" I screamed and sobbed.

Alastor awkwardly patted my back in a synthetic way. Lucifer.. well the Lucifer from here just rubbed his head in frustration.

"I need a cup of coffee... And something to rid this headache."

Mammon was all over the place."Ok so your name is Alastor? How exactly did you end up in your 'hell'? And what were you before you died." Mammon asked, suspicion rising inside him.

"Well I used to be a radio host back during the great depression! Though the reason for why I'm in hell is none of your concern!" Alastor replied with his usual loud voice.

"So... Uh... What the fuck are you doing here?" Blitzø asked. "We made a portal to your location. We kinda needed a little help, but seeing as how you are busy..."

Moxxie, thank goodness, explained how the I.M.P was even here.

"Hey Al.. how about we just find a hotel. Explain is hard and me no comprehend."
Alastor chuckled and ruffled my head. "Come on my dear! You know your never fully dressed without a smile~!" I smiled lightly.

I don't know why, but that saying has always made me smile. But my smile could never match his, seeing as how his smile just grew larger.

His gloved claw pinched my cheeks, squishing them and stretching them. "There it is!" I laughed and tried to swat his hand away.

"Sooo... What happens now?" Mammon asked, kinda jealous of the bond you and Alastor share.

He'd just have to create the same bond with you.

"Idk but this is so cool!" Of course Levi said. "Did you really just say 'idk'?" Mammon questioned.

That's when I spoke up. "Ok! SOMEONE CARRY ME TO BED! IM TIRED."

Al sighed and picked me up. I directed him to where my room was and he put me into bed.

"Goodnight Al."
He chuckled his static chuckle and replied with a 'goodnight dear' and left.

That sleep was the best one in ages. If only it lasted.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 20, 2023 ⏰

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