John and his new bike

Once upon a time there lived a Rasta man by the name of John who lived with his wife Marry, but had no children they were a poor couple, John worked on his farm while marry worked at a house 2 miles away from where the ylived.
          One evening after John had finish planting and watering his crops he decided to head home, when he got home he saw his wife looking after dinner, he happily greeted her with a kiss and a big smile on his face, his wife turned to him with sadness all over her face he quickly asked her what was wrong, she replied with a low voice, "I am tired of walking to and from work it's too hard for me and i don't have the money to pay for transportation," John smiled and said it will soon be alright my love I will buy a motorcycle soon, Marrys  face was full with happiness and joy.
                 afterwards they happily ate dinner and went to bed, as early as the morning was John woke up and told his wife he will be heading out to the dealership to buy his new bike, marry wished him luck and told him she will soon be heading to work, john reply saying " today will be the last day u will ever walk to work again my love and then set off to the dealership".
                 John arrived at the dealership where he greeted the owner and told him he wanted to buy a bike the owner gently pointed to an red 250, john asked what was the price of the bike the guy replied " two hundred and fifty thousand but u can pay half now and pay the rest another time" John happily took the deal.
                John hoped on the bike and headed straight to his wife's work place where she was just about leaving, marry was so happy to see John with his new bike she hoped on and they headed home with joy.
                 1 month had passed since John bought his new bike, he had a problem with the bike not going fast enough so he brought it back to the dealership and asked for a different bike, unfortunately the owner told him he can't get a replacement because he had the bike for way too long. John was so upset he hoped on his bike and set off to his grandmother's house, upon arriving at her house he saw her in the garden where he didn't hesitate to tell her of his problems, after an hour of talking john's grandmother told him to visit a voo doo specialist and seek solution to his problems.
       John decided to take her advice and went to the place where she sent him, when John arrived there he told the man of his problems with his new bike that he had bought and that he promised his wife that she will never have to walk to work ever again, after finish talking the man told John that whenever he's riding his bike and he wants to go faster he should curse a bad word and something magical will happen and when he wanted to stop he should say the name of the lord( Jesus) upon hearing this John didn't believe but he insist on giving it a try.

On the road heading to his wife's workplace John remembered what the Man had told him so he decided to give it a shot, John said with a scared voice "bloodclaat" the bike picked up speed John could not believe his eyes and repeat his words 3 times with a large smile on his face, it was the first time he had  arrived at his wife's work place so quickly,  he rushed into the place and called his wife" marry my love I have something to show you" John said to her, they both hoped on the bike and headed home on the way John told marry to hold on very tight, marry was scared but held on with all her might then John said the words " blootclaat" 3 times and 3 times again, the bike was moving at such speed he had no control over the bike.
       Soon they were heading straight for a cliff
Where John wanted to slow down but he was so panic his eyes were wide open as if he was having an heart attack, Marry on the back called out the lords name " jesus" the bike can to a stop right at the edge of the cliff as John on the other hand had his mouth wide open and his hands on his head, he slowly turn around and said to his wife " my love we lucky to blootclaat". THE END.   

John and his wife are Jamaicans