It was a sunny morning, bugs bunny was at the bus stop to head to school. Dan sits next to him, and he stinks so badly cause he's a trash panda. Bugs nose scrunches as the stench inflates the air.
"Bruhhhh you stink so bad go take a god damn shower" bugs bunny says.
Dan "you shut your dirty ass mouth with them carrots between your teeth."
Bugs comebacks "I know damn well your poor ass is not talking, you look like you sleep at the back of McDonald's."
Dan is embarrassed cause he actually does sleep behind a McDonald's after losing his apartment to ratatouille.
"We'll uh- uh-" Dan stutters
Bugs speaks in a hush voice "I'm just joking but you stank like so bad like go take a shower and clean clothes you nasty ass bitch uh hehehe." "Oh uh, eh eh"
dan blushes as he just had found his first love but doesn't realize at first sight since he's a fucking idiot with his broke ass. They both head to school together, and thus they're love story begins.
