Dan's pov:
As I walks to my locker, full of unfinished homework and is a complete mess. I don't know how to get through this year. But bugs calls out my name.
"DAN! HI" bugs shouts
"Oh hi" i say
"Zamn your locker is musty dusty and crusty."
I blush again of embarrassment "oh sorry, I'm just in a rush sometimes uwu."
"Well, I have an surprise for you but it's gonna be after lunch k? Since mine is before yours." Bugs smiles such a wonderful cute smile. I never knew how much I love bunnies.
I panic inside right INFRONT of his love like a stupid idiot I am uwu.
After lunch I went back to my nasty stinky locker, ugh I wish he never saw it. W- WHAT-
Bugs sneaks up behind me and I get scared.
"AAAA-"
"WOAH SORRY AHHAHAHA"
"Oh uh ahha"
"Like your new locker? I didn't have anything today so I decided to help" bugs says while leaning on the other lockers
"I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I love it!"
After school
After school I went my best friends house, honey senpai. He's adorable but he's a senior while I'm a sophomore. And he loves sweets, crazy about it maybe. I go to his house since we don't go to the same school anymore and he gets some money from the ouran high school host club to get me some food and let's me stay over sometimes. I went to tell him about how I made a new friend at my new school! He's like the mom I never had.
"HONEY SENPAI HONEY SENPAI!"
"Oh hi Dan Chan !! I have cake I want us to eat!"
"I made a friend and his so charming and so handsome and he helped me with so much. I kinda hated his bunny tail ass but he's smile is just so pretty and his nice uwu uwu" Dan blushes
"O m g, that's no friend..."
"What do you mean honey senpai?"
"HES YOUR CRUSH YOU DUMBASS"
"UWU NANIIIIII??!!!!"
"You idiot, your lucky im too strong for your weak ass, but you love him 😍😍😍"
"Omg omg omg what do I dooooo???!!!!"
"First you need your whole life together, he don't want a stinky ass man. Go take a shower nasty ass."
And my love story begins with my love, bugs bunny...
