"Phi you didn't!" Alice screamed at me making me flinch.
"I told you my brain doesn't work when it comes to this!" I shouted back.
Hey! Before we get further into this conversation let me introduce myself as well as Alice.
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his is me, I'm Off 👋🏻.
I'm a third year buisness student, and with what I've done recently I will agree that I am an idiot!
Anyways, this beauty infront of me;
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Is Alice, my first cousin we're the same age but I'm a few months older so she calls me phi.
She came to my uni to give me some food that aunty made, and I explained my entire situation. Now let's get back to me being an idiot.
"Phi still this is just too dumb" she scolded and i sighed.
"I know... Now help me" I cried
"Okay okay... Before that I just want to know one thing"
"What?"
"Why? What made you think that you pretending to have a patner will help you get into a relationship? WHAT LOGIC IS THIS?"
"I KNOW IM DUMB NOW HELP ME!"
"I don't think you can be helped phi" she replied making me pout.
"What? Why?"
"Phi the only reason he helped you was because he thought you are in a relationship... And on top of that you behaved like a total creep!" She said and i nodded along.
I mean i know that, he ran away from me that night ofcourse i know he hates me.
"Maybe I can tell him that I broke up with my partner" i suggested.
