meeting paulie 😩

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by Urmomdotcom86

by Urmomdotcom86

The day I met Paul was the day my life changed forever. It was a cold morning when I suddenly bumped into a tall, handsome blonde man.

Mysterious man: "Sorry bubs, haha my names Paul. How about you love?" He says with a grin.

Y/N: "Y/N, you're a very tall and sexy man paul!" I say while foaming at the mouth for him.

Paul: "Thanks bubba wubba. You're quite delectable yourself." He says as he winks at me.

Y/N: "Oh my gosh Paulie bear quit!!" I say with bright red cheeks.

Paul: "So how old are you?"

Y/N: "I just turned 16 yesterday!"

Paul: "Wow! That is quiet wonderful! A little too old but that's okay."

Y/N: "So paul are you taken by chance?"

Paul: "No!! Not at all love. I just pushed my ex girlfriend into the train tracks 20 minutes ago! She had just turned legal so, you know! Time for her to go!"

Y/N is completely enamored with Paul's big blue eyes and ginger beard she starts wagging her tail.

Paul: "Wow calm down boo boo! You're getting too excited! We're out in public you cheeky little thing. Want to come back to mine?"

Y/N: "YES PAULIE BEAR!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SHMUCKIMS!"