[expendu one-shots !]

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explynger pov

sro today i got yp in my EXPENSICVD bed it costerd $10012938828113732782818 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 ok anyways i burtsted sown bandu room and he wuz..... EETING MY PRINGLE!!!!!! UGH TJAT FUCKING IDOIT 😡
"BANDU WHAT THE FUCK" i yelled omg i asw so pissed of f
"shurt up im steeamring" bandu sardi... i was not going to let this fool get away wit stealing my prngles!!!!!!!!! I grabbed him and stated bashing his head on the sdesk amd he was all like "PLEASE STOP STO"'" and then i stmped on him roblox dh style!!!!! #anotherdayanotherslay
I went outsie and then i swa yellow guy....... look like piss XD so i ran him over with my mercedes benz an drokve away

piss man bEndeu keyboard whatever pov

THUS STUPID FRUXKINF IDIOT RAN ME OVER WIT THEIR MERCEDESBENZ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 im so strong so i didnt brak my bones #america i was walkinf and then i see their mercedes benz!!! AND OMFG IS THAT RALSEI FROM DELTARUNE!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 anyways i scratched thejr car wuth my awrsome clawd 🤑🤑🤑🤑😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😙😙😙😙😙😇😇🤭🤭 but they xame outsjde!!!

"Woopsie daisy, my hand must've slipped! 😅🤣" i laugh and then i ferell someome punch me 💀💀💀💀

Explunger

OK SO I WAAS AT DENNYS RIGHT AND THEN WHEN I CAME OUT THE SAME PISS MAN FROM EARLIER WAS OUTSIDE AND MY RESALLY EXPENSIVE MERCEDES BENZ WAS SCRATCJED!!! AND A STUPID GOAT WAS THERE TOO SO I KICMED IT TO THR MOON XDDDD abyways i punch the piss man and then i put him in my car and drive jome. I throw him into m y basemrnt amd i already hav like 2838822882838 weapons in hand b4 i realize.... what if he was just prank ing me!!! if it prank then it fine like its just a prank bro caml down anyways i wake him up an i ask him if it was a prak... HE SAY NO1?1??1??1?+!! i got really mad and the i shot him with my 50 caliber rifle 😋😋😋😋 #guns #slay