Vincent that kills people

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A little comic i based off of carl that kills (aka llama with hats 1) and yea. This is what it says. And how the five kids were murdered

Me: vincent there are dead kids in our house.

Vincent: oh hey... How did they get here?

Me: vincent what did you do?

Vincent: me? da da, i didnt do this.

Me: explain what happened vincent

Vincent: i never seen them in my life

Me: why did you kill these kids vincent

Vincent: i do not kill people. That is, that is my least favrite thing to do

Me: tell me vincent exactly what you did before i got home.

Vincent: alright i was upstairs. Me: ok. Vin: i was sittin next to scott me: yes vin: i made out with him me: gross vin: these kid showed up me: ok. Vin: i walked up to them, me: ok vin: aannndd i stabbed them in the chest 37 times.

-awkward silence-

Me: vincent that kills people

Vincent: ooo ah. Me: vincent. Vin: i didnt know that.

Me: how could you not know that?!

Vincent: yea, im in the wrong ear... i suck

Me: what happened to there hands?

Vincent: whats that?

Me: there hands. Why why are they missing

Vincent: i...uh... Kinda cooked them up and ate them...

-longer awkward silence-

Me: vviiinnncccceeeennntttt

Vincent: i was hungry for hands give me a break

Me: vincent

Vincent: my stomach was making the rumblies me: vincent vin: that only hands can satisfy.

Me: what is wrong with you?

Vincent: well i kill people and i eat hands... (Le end :3)

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