It was 7 am on a Wednesday morning and Ava had just been awoken by the yelling downstairs. She facepalmed herself as she realized it were Blanca and Matt, having their daily argument about Bryce Tankthrust.
'She wants me for real.' Blanca calmly said as she applied pink nail polish to her nails.
'You wish she wants your short fucking ass.' Matt snapped back, making Blanca gasp and spill some of the pink polish on the table.
'OH NO YOU DID NOT-' Blanca yelled at Matt.
'They're at it again?' Ava asked as she sat down next to Axel and Lizzy, who were watching all of the shit go down.
'What does it look like?' Axel replied with a bored expression.
'When are they not?' Lizzy answered.
'Bryce wouldn't want to date your crusty British ass either you whore.' Blanca snapped back at Matt, who looked back salty at Blanca. The three others sighed.
'He needs to find someone else.' Lizzy said, gesturing at the British lad.
'No shit Sherl-' Axel was cut off by a loud noise. When they looked at the scene in front of them they noticed Matt lying on the ground unconscious.
'BLANCA DID YOU KILL BRUCE??' Lizzy yelled.
'Blanca I fucking love you. Did what I couldn't.' Ava said. Axel simply continued to drink whatever was in his cup. He was used to this by now.
'I did not fucking kill her okay. They stood up to punch me but fucking slipped and now they're acting all dramatic and shit.' Blanca explained.
'Okay... but... what are we gonna do with their body?' Lizzy said nervously. She did not want to go to jail, she needed to smash Donovan first.
'MATT ISNT DEAD DUMBASS.' Blanca told her, and Lizzy let out an 'oh' sound.
'We need to get them to the hospital though.' Axel said. The others agreed and the 4 of them called an ambulance for Matt.
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'What the fuck.' Matt said, sounding very British, as he woke up in a room where a bright light shone on him.
'The patient is awake!' He heard a feminine voice yell. Not much later a nurse with long brown hair came in his sight. 'Are you feeling alright?'
Matt was simping tm for this lady, she looked gorgeous and smiled so sweet. 'Yes I... I am' Matt stuttered like a little simp.
'That's good, that's good.' She smiled. 'I will be your nurse for the rest of your stay, so if you need anything call me.' She gestured to a phone standing on the nightstand and wrote down her number on a piece of paper next to it. 'Now rest well sweetheart.' The nurse said as she pressed a kiss to Matt's forehead.
The next day Matt was accompanied by the nurse again. She noticed her name tag saying 'Margaret' and came up with a silly nickname to win her over. In the afternoon Matt's smelly friends came to visit.
'BRO THIS NURSE HERE IS SO FUCKING HOT' was the first thing Matt yelled when they walked in.
'Calm down.' Axel said. 'But who is this nurse you're talking about?'
'HER NAME IS MARGARET AND SHES SO HOT AND-' Matt looked like he was about to pass the fuck out.
'You simp' lizzy laughed at him as Matt shot her a nasty look. 'Sorry' she muttered.
'Good.' Matt smirked. 'ANYWAY shes hot and oh my god I want her to-'
'Ew' Ava interrupted.
'Fuck you Ava' Matt said.
'Wait but if you're-' Blanca was cut of by Margaret herself walking into the room with a cup of tea. British tea.
'I figured you'd like this since you're British' she smiled warmly as she handed Matt the cup.
'Thank you margarine' Matt said with W rizz as he took it from her. Luckily Margaret giggled at the nickname, his friends however cringed so fucking hard.
'Margarine. Haven't heard that one before.' Margaret said as she left the room again.
'DUDE SHES SO FINE' Blanca exclaimed.
'CALM DOWN SHES MINE.' Matt said very calmly (totally calm.) in response.
'Stop fucking fighting this is what got Matt here in the first place' Axel said.
'You're right.' Blanca rolled her eyes before having a little eureka moment. 'does this mean Bryce is mine??'
'Well....' Matt trailed off, thinking about the sweet smile of the nurse. 'Maybe.'
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That's it
Part two? Who knows
Bruce you're a simp
