TW: Cussing/Swearing
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One (not) delightful morning I woke up in a messy bed, pillows on the ground blankets tangled around my legs. I checked the time and- OH SHIT! ITS 6:40, IM GOING TO BE LATE. I ran out of bed and ran full sped to the bathroom (taking a stop in the living room to find my sister ready playing with an annoying ass yo-yo, I proceeded to yell at her for not waking me up, she responded with an "not my problem") and hopped into the shower. I sped ran that shower like I was being held at gun point. I got dried and found some ripped dark-blue jeans, a simple grey long sleeved shirt, my 11/11 flimflam hoodie and socks, and my crappy shoes I want to throw out. I checked my backpack, grabbed a few pieces of gum, my headphones, phone, sketchbook, and chrome book, and ran straight to school. First period sucked ass. Instead of teaching, the teacher kept on talking about how he met his wife. I kept getting distracted (Damn you adhd) and got in trouble for not paying attention to his stupid class.When the last bell rang, I ran straight out of my last periods classroom and ran into 2 friends. We had some small talk until they got on their busses. As the sad little walker I am, I ran home and went straight into bed to take a nap. But before I could even close my eyes, my father called me to take out the trash.
'Why can't you just take it out yourself??' I thought while I walked into the kitchen and grabbed the trash. I unlocked the door and walked outside. I opened the dumpster/trashcan thingy and threw the trash in. I started walking away until I heard grass ruffling behind me. I didn't think of it. I know damn well it's probably a bird or squirl. I was about to open the door until I heard a little. "Cola!" I looked behind me, and nothing was there.
'Am I losing my mind?' I thought 'I swear I heard a little German accent saying Cola'.
"Fortine!"
There was that stupid little voice again!
"Hello?!" I questioned, waiting unpatiently for an answer.
"YIPPEE!!"
I realize that the voice was below me. I looked down to see a weird little white creature. How silly! It had short little legs and big beadie eyes that shined even without light. It also kept an emotionless face. It most likely looked into the obyess for fun when it was bored, if it even got bored. It looked to be 1 foot tall and maybe 2 inches. A little more then, 4 ft shorter than me. Like my cousin Emmy!
"Hello, little guy!" I beamed.
"Yip!" It understood me! I think...
"Got a home?" I asked.
The creature looked down with its emotionless face looking sad. It shook its head and started to shiver a bit. It probably was cold. Maybe I should take it inside. Oh wait, my dad would NOT like that now would he? Nah. I was about to say "sorry I can't keep you" until I got a great idea. (One that I would most definitely get grounded for!)
"Hey, little..." Oh shit it hasn't given me its name yet! "Wait, what's your name lil guy?"
"YIPPEEE!" Tbh this creat- wait, Tbh creature? Sounds fitting to me.
"Tbh creature?" I asked. This question must of made him very happy because confetti started going off all around him ( It came out of nowhere). "I'll take that as a yes!" I siad.
"YIPPEE!!!"
"Friends?"
"YIP!"
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AND THAT'S THE FIRST CHAPTER!! Sorry if I offended you Emmy by calling you short lmao. ANYWAYS! I'll try to update tomorrow, ALEX OUT!
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Non-FictionIt all started when 1 Autsitc child met an Autsitc creature. Basically a story with me and the Tbh/Autsim creature. (Cover art by me)