They said some nerves on your first date is normal, though I highly doubt that your heart being moments away from beating out of your ribs is the norm...
I mean I think I should at least get a pass as this girl is the biggest catch I've got my hands on.
So now we'll just hope and pray that I don't break the line by reeling her in too quickly.
But my plans were flushed down the toilet along with my hopes and dreams as an impossibly attractive young girl greeted me at the door.
The photos did her absolutely no justice
yep. wayy out of my league...
"Hi! you must be yeji, come in and make yourself at home" she ushred me into her spacious yet cozy abode.
She proved herself to not be just a face as she spoiled me with a never ending amount of decadent sweets and drinks.
As if her beauty being paired with hospitality isn't enough her cooking skills proved to be a fatal pair.
My stomach seemed to be wailing for more of the goodness with every mouthful.
That is if it wasn't for the scratchy sensation burning up my throat.
Though there's nothing a little booze can't numb and apparently great minds think alike.
And it wasn't just the pain the booze was numbing, never in my life have I felt so carefree and relaxed around someone it's hard to believe I was having 5 panic attacks an hour ago.
But eventually the honeymoon phase ended and the pain quickly became unbearable.
And out came the source of all my pain:
4 bloody razor blades
I sat there, unmoving and one with the ground beneath.
I-Im sure there must be a mistake when producing the ground meat... is there?
No. there has to be...
That was until I knocked over a few glass bottles containing a pungent liquid which burnt a hole into the floor.
I really really hope this is just another maladaptive dream episode.
No..I have to wake up
And wake up I did but not in a way I fancy.
Or did I really not...
With every slit a tantalising flame rippled across my body.
Everything about it is addicting, orgasmic even.
From the way my crimson blood trailed across my face to the feeling of my skin being peeled apart.
layer by layer, piece by piece until not an inch of skin is left on my body.
"you know sweety, I think you may be my favourite one yet... " Her honey voice trailed at the last word longingly.
Still riding that high endorphin tide I could only reply with a lopsided grin
"But I just want you to know that I really liked you so I'll make sure to use you well all right? It's such a shame we couldn't spend more time together "
She put a reassuring hand on my shoulder, her loving eyes not leaving me one second.
"But why must all good things must come to an end.." My voice now barely a croak as half my throat is now in her mouth.
Ryujin's enchanting grin which bewitched me from the start was the first and very last thing which made me smile in this cursed life.
I love you.
