hey bbg said childe to this MyStErIoUs blond dude on the street 'my father will hear about this 😡' said the hot little pookie 'lets go bang 😘' said tar tar taglia lover of snezhnayan queen there was a cat that really was gone 'oh-ok uwuwu' said the little blond poot then they went to childes cave and banged against the walls 'uwuwuw' said draco when they finished 'that was so yummy childe senpai 😍 i wub u' then childe shoved his big af cock up mr. malfoys ah and they fucked again uwuw 'childe?? u betrayed me senpai' said zhongli staring in horROR from the doorway
'no no its not what it looks like geo daddy' WHAT?? said draco i uwu thought u uwu wubbed me uwuwuwu 'his tears turned to blood and he stabbed childe in deez nuts, runnign away to fuck harry pottah
'NO!!! uwuwu childe!' shouted geo daddy as he made his wsay to childes almost dead body 'jk bro idgaf lemme snap this' bc geo daddys not a geo daddy hes a f boy' HeheShHEIHsWU *f boy laugh
'bro u look so goofy when ur dying omgzies my bitch snapped me bacckkk take a photo with me' but childe just coughed up blood and ruined the photo 'no omg u suck deez nuts we. are. OVER.' said zhongli geo daddy f boy tartag simp but as he was walking out of the cave childe grabbed him by the angle
'ew what do u have an ankle fetish omg lemme snap that thats so poggers poggalishis poggerific lmao (pronounced luhmao)
'geo daddy f boy tartag simp pls f me in our last moments together' said childe as blood poured from his stab wound
'ok goofy ah ur so zesty like lolzers #relatable #queen #imjustlikethat s go daddy f boy stuck his cock in childes stab wound bc he thought it was tartag's ass 💃🏻 then tar tar taglia snezhnaya's greatest love machine dyed
draco showed up a week later for the goofy ah funeral noone was there except for f boy zhongli and chidles little bro teucer 'omgzies is that lumine by bestie #bestiegoals said zhongli 'yea omgzies im NEW here so like teach me all the goofy stuff that happends at funerals' 'oh~~~~~~ said draco seductivly stepping in the way of zhongli who went to hug the blonde bitch "a-are you the new girl?? heh. I thought so. i've never seen u before. konnichiwa, i'm david kun, so nice to finally meet you. u look just like my waifu HEh hEH Heh anywass so sorry about those JErks in class theyre all bakah and they only want one thing... not me tho. i jst wanna watch my fav anime jjk and read maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanga. a-anywas, i-i think ur really kawaii desu ne-' then teucer killed draco and put his body in childes coffin so they could get real freaky together in hell .
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