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My straight Crush (Taegi)

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Taehyung confesses to his crush, Yoongi who isnt interested in men. Jin gives Taehyung a bottle of Soju that has something special in it, that special thing being viagra. What happens when Yoongi drinks the alcohol while over at Taehyungs house?

Viagra - helping to relax muscles and arteries inside the penis, which helps more blood reach the penis.

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Taehyung tapped his blue pen against the desk in anxiousness as his long time crush sat by him. The teacher just moved their seats due to a new semester of school starting and Yoongi was his new partner.

Taehyung and Yoongi had a love hate friendship. Yoongi found Taehyung annoying and Taehyung was nearly in love with the boy. The only thing was.. Yoongi was not only straight but slightly homophobic. He made certain comments behind any lgbtq+ couple's backs while they hung out and it always hurt Taehyung but he couldn't let that show.

The teacher walked into the classroom, causing all the attention of each student to land on the teacher. Mr. Yun placed his briefcase on his desk and cleared his throat. 'You would've thought college professors would be here before the students, we're the ones paying money.' Yoongi though to himself, leaning against his chair and crossing his arms.

Taehyung kept his hands in his lap, fiddling his thumbs together as he looked over at Yoongi's lap, loving the way he manspread in his seat.  Taehyung closed his eyes and looked up at the teacher as he began talking.

"Since midterms are coming up soon, instead of taking a hard and long test, I'm going to allow you guys to make creative posters based off of research you've made in any topic of science. Your partner for the project will be the new person sitting next to you." Mr Yun announced

Taehtung nearly jumped out his seat knowing that he and Yoongi would get to spend quality time together. "So.. Do I go over to yours or do you go over to mine?" Yoongi asked Taehyung with his raspy and deep voice. Taehyung hummed softly in thought. "Mine! Only if you dont mind" Yoongi shrugged and nodded in agreement.

40 minutes passed and the two finally decided on the topic they would discuss on. Alternate dimensions. Taehyung and Yoongi were packing up their things as school has ended for the day. Taehyung mindlessly followed behind Yoongi. Stopping when he stopped, turning when he turned. Yoongi knew Taehyung was following him, he always does.

Yoongi suddenly stopped walking, causing taehyung to bump into his chest, nearly falling on his ass. "Why do you always follow me you're so annoying." Yoongi said with a scoul on his face. Taehyung stuck his tongue out at Yoongi and looked down at his shoes. "I just wanted to tell you something.." Taehyung said with a soft voice.

Yoongi crossed his arms, tilting his head in slight confusion. Taehyung had been planning this out all month. He was finally going to confess to Yoongi that he liked him.. maybe more than liked him. Hence why Taehyung was fidgety all day.

Taehyung took a deep breath in and cleared his throat, fiddling with his sleeves. "I um..I kind of like you..?" Taehyung said with a soft voice. Yoongi simply stared at Taehyung with an expression Taehyung couldn't read.

"And uh I kind of like girls. Pussy and titties. I'm not into that shit I already told you." Yoongi said to Taehyung with a raised eyebrow. Taehyung looked down and bit onto his bottom lip. "Now go away." Yoongi said while walking away from Taehyung.