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Facts About MEEEE

Yep I'm doing one of these things. *vomits in mouth at the originality of it*

But seriously. I get questions from people who won't read this. And if I do this, I can just reference chapter one of the only book I'm ever going to write, so people will stop asking me stuff like this:

What is your gender? What is your ethnicity? How do you get your hair to look like that? Do you watch kickboxing?

Normal stuff, ya know? So yes here it is mhm yea.

My name is Jaehaerys Dikar (JAY-Hare(rabbit.)-EES DICK(penus.)-HAR). I am a male human being, and a legal american citizen. Also, I am full-blooded Chinese, but not from the continent of Asia. I was actually born in Zambia, which is a country in Africa. My name is Indian? I think? But neither of my parents can figure out why a Chinese family has an Indian last name? Oh well.

We left Zambia, and pretty much my whole extended family, when I was three years old because my Fahjah got a really nice job in Chicago. I don't remember much about Zambia except it was hot all the time and it was crowded. Then again, that might be my brain remembering our family vacation to Victoria Falls two years ago 😁.

I'm fifteen and a HUGE fanboy for warrior cats, House of Cards, SHERLOCK, Legend of Korra, Avatar: the Last Airbender, and let me think STAR WARS. But only the older movies. The newer ones were pieces of shit.

I have a girlfriend, Sophia, who also has a Wattpad (shameless plug: MotherxofxFandoms ) She is also a foreigner, being from Spain and all. She's an exchange student so I'm not sure how long she's going to be in the States. This gives me anxiety because what does she think, that I can just fly over there whenever?? Haha *nervously sweats*

I also do no sports, because I'm too busy studying to be either a doctor or a lawyer or a CEO of a digital technologies company whichever makes my parents happier. Hey, maybe all three.

Fun Facts! :
+My favorite anime is none, because anime is Japanese and I'm not supposed to like anything Japanese. My hands would literally burn if I touched a Nintendo game. #Kidding
+I am a morning person. Ask me to wake up looking refreshed at six in the morning I dare you.
+I don't have a ship I have an armada.
+I am the last of a dying breed known as the "fanboy". This frightens me, especially online. I feel outnumbered and try to stay on the move whenever possible, because fangirls are a force to be reckoned with.
+Maaaaayybe I'm a sleeper agent for the Communists. This worries me more than it should, honestly.

My biggest fear: Finals Month. That's right, Month. I devote my entire month to finals. It's something that gives me anxiety and I can't stand NOT getting a great, excellent, or perfect score on finals. This is my hubris, I think, because everybody finds this to be weird. I put Netflix parties and my social life off for this. #whyimnotimSpainrn.

That's all I got. PM and we can be friends. Especially if you speak Chichewan or preferably English.