Jaspar one shots

#1 HighSchool

Joes PoV:
HighSchool...according to Zoe best days of my life! What a lie! I really hate it, too much homework. Like as if we don't get enough at hell, they decide to pile it on us at home!!! I'm Not bullied per say I'm just an outcast, I don't fit in but I'm not a target for bullies.
Zoe was always popular with her boyfriend Alfie, nice guy as well, they were friends with everyone in all years. Jim, Tanya, Marcus, Niomi and so many more, including Caspar Lee! He's in my year, most popular guy In school now Zalfie and the gang have left! Everybody wants him or to be him...i want both I really want to have friends but I also really want Caspar! Hmmm Joe Lee I could go with that sigh...but of course I'm Joe nothing goes right for me! Caspar has a girl and I'm lonely!

*******2 weeks later*******
Prom...I can't wait!!!!! Notice the sarcasm, i don't have a date nobody asked me! Caspar? Well he always becomes single for prom so I have a shot but...no stop Joe you have NO CHANCE!!
I'm in nice cloths waiting for Zoe! She's taking me to prom...yay! Oh she's here! Well here goes nothing. "Hi Zoë" "hey broseph, you look wonderful tonight! Dressing to impress a guy are we?" You see I'm openly gay to my closest friends and family but Zoe is so annoying for it! "well it is prom isn't it, gotta look nice Zoe!" "Yeah sure Joe, well have fun and I'll see you tomorrow but don't have too much fun...if you know what I mean, don't want to find any used cond-" "BYEEE ZOE" I hate my sister sometimes!!
I wonder what Caspar will be wearing, oh my god he's gunna look so hot I might drool an- "FUCK" shit that hurt, idiot running into me. needs to watch where he's goi-" oh my god I'm so sorry!" Caspar Lee! "Here let me help, you okay Joe?" he's extended his arm, I should take it and WOW HE IS STRONG OMG WAIT HE KNOWS MY NAME!!! "Sorry again Joe,.......you look really nice by the way" HOLY SHIT CASPAR LEE AGSJSVDJFB "ha th-thanks so do you, I mean you look nice, better than me I mean I'll shut up" I'm red as a fucking tomato FML! "You're cute you know Joe" EXCUSEE MEBITCH AM I DREAMING WHAT I CANT EVENRIGHT NOW "ha thanks Caspar" "wanna dance?" What?! "Erm sure"

I'm dying right now! I'm dancing with, well next to Caspar Lee to Uptown Funk life is complete!! " so Joe, got a girl, boy or not? Shit fuck "no I'm er single.......why?!" Oh my god I'm so awkward kill me now!! "Well I'm single for a reason you know...." shit he's moving closer, his hands are on my waste what do I do!! Wait-"kiss me Joe" what?!!!!!!! Okay... I'm leaning in and... his lips are on mine and it's like heaven in a candy field full of penguins!!! I pull away to breathe "I really like you Joe, please be my Boyfriend?" Joe Sugg was found dead at the sc- "I'd love too Caspar" he pecks my lips, and well the rest of the night was filled with kissing, dancing and getting to know more about each other!

It's over... Me and Caspar are running outside the school hand in hand! There's Zoe! Crap i forgot about her and... she's with Alfie helpful!!!! " I had a really good time Joe" he leans in and out lips meet again!! "Me too Caspar" I hear wolf whistles only to presume it's Alfie! "See you later baby" and then one last kiss and he's gone, my boyfriend! Ahhhh!!! NOW I CAN FANGIRL I MEAN BOY BUT OH MYGOD CASPAR MY! MY BOYFRIEND!!
"So... you did dress to impress broseph!" "You could say that Zoe" and I smile, finally content with HighSchool life!

Okay that was terrible please don't hate me! I tried and all!!